The January 2025 Window

[Eagleman13]

He'll probably walk or get poached at the end of the season. But he's not exactly a stayer so could be anytime. He seems to have fallen out with owners all over the place. Wonder what he was promised? And heard he was Textor's choice too - so what that means who knows?

Lyon(Textor) have sacked their manager/coach a couple of days ago & Textor said he's going to oversee the search for a new one personally.

Also, according to this clickbait, RB Leipzig want OG . . .

Contact in place with Oliver Glasner and potential job offer for Crystal Palace manager on horizon - Sport Witness

RB Leipzig have identified Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner as one of a number of candidates for their managerial job, according to this week’s edition of SportBild. The Austrian arrived at the Premier League side in February 2024 and the Eagles lost only three of their final 13 league...

sportwitness.co.uk

 

[DenTyler]

Why is there no news of anything? This must be the dullest transfer window ever. I loved all the speculation in the old days now due to constraints there is nothing. I’m not just talking about us, I’m talking overall.

I miss Dazza.

 

[crvenaeagle]

Why is there no news of anything? This must be the dullest transfer window ever. I loved all the speculation in the old days now due to constraints there is nothing. I’m not just talking about us, I’m talking overall.

I miss Dazza.

Hi Den,
Dazza here under a pseudonym.
Boy what a window we have remaining! I have it on good word that we have three more signings incoming before the window closes.
Ben Chilwell is as good as done, expect to see him in the red and blue soon, paperwork doesn't look to be ready for the ManU game though.
Couldn't get El Hadji Diouf so going for Andy Diouf instead to bolster midfield. If that doesn't pay off we'll try the old El Hadji though.
One more striker to be brought in, possibly Kenny Corker from Cray Wanderers or loan deal.

 

[ASCPFC]

Hi Den,
Dazza here under a pseudonym.
Boy what a window we have remaining! I have it on good word that we have three more signings incoming before the window closes.
Ben Chilwell is as good as done, expect to see him in the red and blue soon, paperwork doesn't look to be ready for the ManU game though.
Couldn't get El Hadji Diouf so going for Andy Diouf instead to bolster midfield. If that doesn't pay off we'll try the old El Hadji though.
One more striker to be brought in, possibly Kenny Corker from Cray Wanderers or loan deal.

Thanks Dazza, encouraging signs 😉

 

[Eaglecoops]

Hi Den,
Dazza here under a pseudonym.
Boy what a window we have remaining! I have it on good word that we have three more signings incoming before the window closes.
Ben Chilwell is as good as done, expect to see him in the red and blue soon, paperwork doesn't look to be ready for the ManU game though.
Couldn't get El Hadji Diouf so going for Andy Diouf instead to bolster midfield. If that doesn't pay off we'll try the old El Hadji though.
One more striker to be brought in, possibly Kenny Corker from Cray Wanderers or loan deal.

Sounds good, I heard from my mate who looks after the kit man’s cat whilst he’s away on holiday that our loan offer for Rashford has been approved by the Utd kit man, we are just waiting for him to agree it with Amarin.

 

[ASCPFC]

We're getting an Aussie striker who scored one goal in the A League and is just turning 18. Could be another Neil Danns, but obviously not Jayden unfortunately. Without even looking, we know this is the type of signing we live and breathe for. I don't think he's injured, so I do wonder what's been going on behind the scenes.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Sounds good, I heard from my mate who looks after the kit man’s cat whilst he’s away on holiday that our loan offer for Rashford has been approved by the Utd kit man, we are just waiting for him to agree it with Amarin.

The omens are good then. At the moment Amarin would punt him to the nearest cat food factory.

 

[Eaglecoops]

You see, I feel better already. Let’s see how many of our stories can make it to Caught Offside.

 

[pssguy]

Do Palace hold the record for signing injured or injury prone players?

They are waiting for Diouf to get injured tomorrow before putting in a higher offer

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You see, I feel better already. Let’s see how many of our stories can make it to Caught Offside.

Apart from Lionel Messi being a shock Palace transfer target? Either him or Lionel Blair anyway.

 

[Hannes]

They are waiting for Diouf to get injured tomorrow before putting in a higher offer

He went down in the game against PAOK in the last challenge before the ref blew the final whistle. So there are chances he already is.

 

[DenTyler]

Hi Den,
Dazza here under a pseudonym.
Boy what a window we have remaining! I have it on good word that we have three more signings incoming before the window closes.
Ben Chilwell is as good as done, expect to see him in the red and blue soon, paperwork doesn't look to be ready for the ManU game though.
Couldn't get El Hadji Diouf so going for Andy Diouf instead to bolster midfield. If that doesn't pay off we'll try the old El Hadji though.
One more striker to be brought in, possibly Kenny Corker from Cray Wanderers or loan deal.

Thanks… that’s cheered me right up 😂😂

 

[Squidgeedee]

Hi Den,
Dazza here under a pseudonym.
Boy what a window we have remaining! I have it on good word that we have three more signings incoming before the window closes.
Ben Chilwell is as good as done, expect to see him in the red and blue soon, paperwork doesn't look to be ready for the ManU game though.
Couldn't get El Hadji Diouf so going for Andy Diouf instead to bolster midfield. If that doesn't pay off we'll try the old El Hadji though.
One more striker to be brought in, possibly Kenny Corker from Cray Wanderers or loan deal.

This has to be a wind up surely

 

[JHB]

They are waiting for Diouf to get injured tomorrow before putting in a higher offer

It will be a ‘minor injury’ that turns out to be that he’s lost both his legs. Despite that he’ll make more appearances than Franca

 

[Teddy Eagle]

It will be a ‘minor injury’ that turns out to be that he’s lost both his legs. Despite that he’ll make more appearances than Franca

He must be a terrible poker player.

 

[silvertop]

Marcus Edwards doing the rounds today. But not on here. Cynical lot we are.

Obvs agent speak.

Meanwhile we signed Jobi yet?

 

[Eagleman13]

Marcus Edwards doing the rounds today. But not on here. Cynical lot we are.

Obvs agent speak.

Meanwhile we signed Jobi yet?

Yes on here. 22.49 last night, posted by Dangerclose. Scroll back, you'll find it.

 

[cryrst]

Hi Den,
Dazza here under a pseudonym.
Boy what a window we have remaining! I have it on good word that we have three more signings incoming before the window closes.
Ben Chilwell is as good as done, expect to see him in the red and blue soon, paperwork doesn't look to be ready for the ManU game though.
Couldn't get El Hadji Diouf so going for Andy Diouf instead to bolster midfield. If that doesn't pay off we'll try the old El Hadji though.
One more striker to be brought in, possibly Kenny Corker from Cray Wanderers or loan deal.

Their stadium will be done before ours 😂

 

[ASCPFC]

Grealish agitating for a loan move to Palace and Villa aren't interested. Unhappy with playing time at City.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

This has to be a wind up surely

I have magic beans for sale.
No Giants involved .