Off topic, I know, but worth a posting ….
Funniest comedy sketch: The Two Ronnies Crossword Sketch.
Funniest advert: Heineken’s Acme School of Cockney Speech.
Funniest footballer:Stan Bowles betting on the 2:45 in his football kit!
Wittiest footballer: Mike Channon.
Wittiest manager: Bill Shankly - the greatest man ever in football.
Most flamboyant manager: Malcolm Allison.
Craziest manager: Brian Clough: “The River Trent is really beautiful early in the morning; I’ve walked on it many times.”
Funniest football fan incident: Millwall at Hereford, 1976 (by request only).
Most touching moment: Ian Evans, in agony, being stretchered off after George Best broke his leg, waving to the fans. It moves me every time I think about it.