SP - "Hello Roy, remember me, Steve Parish? I'm in a bit of bother Roy and I was rather hoping you could do an old friend a favour!"
RH - "Hello Steve, yes I remember you... Now listen Steve, I've heard about what's going on."
SP - "Really Roy? How?"
RH - "I have my ways Steve, and by the way, you shouldn't believe everything you read in the press. Anyway, I said that my managerial days are over, so thanks but no thanks."
SP - I did promise you your very own statue on the walk up to the new stand Roy."
RH - "So you did Steve, so you did, but still..."
SP - " Tell you what Roy, do me this one favour and I'll have the new stand named after you, how's that sound?"
RH - "Why didn't you say so earlier Steve? When do I start?"