Part Chav Eats Semi Posh Cheeses

[Stirlingsays]

Ok, I have to leave tomorrow for a day or two but till then I thought I'd tick off another recommendation.



A blue cheese, so to my chavvy palate essentially a nicer tasting Stilton. A little more creamy, more salty.....more Stilton..y Better than the bog standard blue cheese I suppose...not that you get offered blue cheese in the bogs.....Well, not in my day anyway.

Obviously you'd have to like blue cheese, which I do.

My rating? 7.3.

 

[palace_in_frogland]

Have a good trip. When you come back, see if you can get hold of some of this.

If we buy it, we have to lock it in the fridge, otherwise it might come upstairs and kill us in our sleep.

 

[Stirlingsays]

The latest adventure in cheese continues with Roquefort.




I've just witnessed blue cheese extremism. I think this cheese is plotting against the government. People need to be protected against this thing.

The salt levels were so high that my mouth thought I'm was being employed as a fluffer. The texture was on the dry side and ok, but this one wasn't really for me.
This one is for the hardcore blue cheese fans...It's skinhead salt death metal......Compared to this cheese I'm Phil Collins.

My rating? 6

And there was me thinking cheesey Wosits had a bit too much salt in them.

 

[Midlands Eagle]

The latest adventure in cheese continues with Roquefort.

I've just witnessed blue cheese extremism. I think this cheese is plotting against the government. People need to be protected against this thing.

The salt levels were so high that my mouth thought I'm was being employed as a fluffer. The texture was on the dry side and ok, but this one wasn't really for me.

May I remind you of what I posted on New Year's Eve

There are two types of Roquefort - the real stuff and the crap that supermarkets sell

Whether you buy the expensive stuff or not it is still a strong cheese

If you didn't like that I would suggest that you don't try gorgonzola as that is similarly strong

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I'm in France and this week I have been mostly eating Morbier cheese. It's mild but tasty.

Morbier, an iconic cheese | Montagnes du Jura

Discover Morbier, the iconic cheese of the Jura Mountains: history, "fruitières", mountain dairies and even a recipe!

en.montagnes-du-jura.fr

 

[palace_in_frogland]

The latest adventure in cheese continues with Roquefort.

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I've just witnessed blue cheese extremism. I think this cheese is plotting against the government. People need to be protected against this thing.

The salt levels were so high that my mouth thought I'm was being employed as a fluffer. The texture was on the dry side and ok, but this one wasn't really for me.
This one is for the hardcore blue cheese fans...It's skinhead salt death metal......Compared to this cheese I'm Phil Collins.

My rating? 6

And there was me thinking cheesey Wosits had a bit too much salt in them.

If you were working as a fluffer and you could taste cheese…

😱

 

[Teddy Eagle]

If you were working as a fluffer and you could taste cheese…

😱

There goes my breakfast.

 

[Stirlingsays]

May I remind you of what I posted on New Year's Eve



Whether you buy the expensive stuff or not it is still a strong cheese


If you didn't like that I would suggest that you don't try gorgonzola as that is similarly strong

Just a few more cheeses to go and I'll have to stop.....otherwise I'll make Giant Haystacks look like slimmer of the year.

 

[Stirlingsays]

If you were working as a fluffer and you could taste cheese…

😱

Melted over the sausage.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Melted over the sausage.

And now lunch is off the agenda too.

 

[Stirlingsays]

I've had a small break, now back on the cheese wheel.



St Feligien Du Dauphine.

This is the softest cheese yet and I'm not a fan. I opened it up and it looked ok.....However, upon taking a curious chomp I was immediately repelled by a taste that I can only describe as the devil's cowpat with a hint of wet cheese. it had the consistency of a gooey spread which I suppose is the cream it's talking about on the label.....but I instantly knew that I wouldn't be going in for another taste.

My rating -5

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

interesting observations from stirling. I've had to curtail my own investigations into soft blue cheeses because of an increasing girth issue, my trousers have made me aware of.

also , I never understood why I didn't consider cottage cheese to be a 'real' cheese.
But it's just a curd to me. 🙂

 

[Midlands Eagle]

I've had a small break, now back on the cheese wheel.

St Feligien Du Dauphine.

This is the softest cheese yet and I'm not a fan.

I've not come across that one but will heed your warning and keep away from it if I do. Thanks

 

[Stirlingsays]

I've not come across that one but will heed your warning and keep away from it if I do. Thanks

My taste buds still haven't forgiven me.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Just a few more cheeses to go and I'll have to stop.....otherwise I'll make Giant Haystacks look like slimmer of the year.

How’s your circumference coming on? Gone up any belt notches? 😂

I need to get back into politics talk again. I’ve been distracted in the last week by a topic I’ve started in General Talk. Dating Apps and whether to multiple date or not.

 

[Stirlingsays]

How’s your circumference coming on? Gone up any belt notches? 😂

I need to get back into politics talk again. I’ve been distracted in the last week by a topic I’ve started in General Talk. Dating Apps and whether to multiple date or not.

I'm doing quite a lot of exercise to try to combat it.....but I put a couple of stone back on from last year that I'm not to happy about.....but I can't really blame the cheese for that. I'm just a greedy sod at heart.

Dating apps? they probably only work for the top ten percent of guys knowing female mentalities.....Even the mids usually chase the top percent as they are always viewing men as upgrades, while mid blokes will mostly shag/date mids and lows. At first value dating apps seem to give females a selection advantage, though I doubt a significant percent of them get any lasting relationships as the top guys have little incentive to settle....and are hardly likely to do it via an app.

I think the old logic is the best logic, if there aren't worthwhile birds at work, put yourself into as many social events as possible and make it known you're single to friends....especially any female friends who always love to match make. Just always be the most social version of yourself.

Anyway I must do a cheese update for tomorrow.

 

[becky]

Anyway I must do a cheese update for tomorrow.

Is that the edible variety or your chat up lines for Tubbydates.com? 😁

 

[Stirlingsays]

Is that the edible variety or your chat up lines for Tubbydates.com? 😁

As some fat bird I knew once said, 'fat girls need love too'.....Sure they do, but seemingly they also need significant amounts of cake even more.

Back in that day I'd always wanted to be a David Niven suave type character but lacked the debonair skills to be.

I quickly found that I was far more successful being friendly but quite direct. No point waffling away and being cheesey and presenting yourself as interested in her life-story of melodramas like you're her best mate.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

As some fat bird I knew once said, 'fat girls need love too'.....Sure they do, but seemingly they also need significant amounts of cake even more.

Back in that day I'd always wanted to be a David Niven suave type character but lacked the debonair skills to be.

I quickly found that I was far more successful being friendly but quite direct. No point waffling away and being cheesey and presenting yourself as interested in her life-story of melodramas like you're her best mate.

As the saying goes - my wife eats like a bird. A fat bird.

 

[Stirlingsays]

I picked this one up the other day, not Midland Eagle's one I think but a similar blue cheese maybe.



Back to the relatively taste safety of a blue cheese today with a Lancashire based creation.

This was a nice experience similar to the St Agur cheese of an earlier post indulgence. The taste wasn't as pleasantly strong as that cheese, introducing itself with a relatively moderate salty taste but it was a little more creamy. So taken together these two are nice variations and definitely better than average.

My rating 7.4.