Mateta

[Teddy Eagle]

How do you sell a crocked dog, that hasn't banged in goals for many a month, and has an appetite for premium dog food ?
Realistically, I don't see any takers. And certainly none who want to pay his agent's unrealistic wage demands
Mateta and his agent have just royally messed the entire situation up.

Maybe we could raffle him? Like the man who raffled a greyhound which was dead - didn't anyone complain?
Only the bloke who won so I gave him his money back.