I say I say I say..... Crap joke thread #3

[BudgiesBeak]

This topic didn't seem to get transferred over to the new site. Anyway here's a new thread!!

I was walking along a canal towpath in Birmingham, and I saw a man fishing. I asked him "Have you caught anything today?"
"Not much", he said. "Only a whale."
I said "A WHALE?? In Birmingham? What sort of a whale?"
He replied "A bicycle whale."

 

[HeathMan]

Thank you.🙂

 

[CrazyBadger]

I went to a sexual fetish themed restaurant last night.
I got Toed in the Hole.