I say I say I say..... Crap joke thread #3

[beak]

they need a set of euphemisms for sizes, then when everyone associates the new words with size they'd have to change them ... I'll start with hatchback, saloon or limousine ... in extreme cases there could be reliant robin, unicycle, HGV and juggernaut. Any suggestions for the second iteration?🤓

Little Richard? Tutti Fruitti? Keep a knockin'?

 

[ASCPFC]

is that condoms or boxes of Viagra?

I'm dying to say:

Ask your missus.

As for sizes. I think chocolate bars are good, like fun size, regular size, king size, Special edition, Chunky, Extra Chunky: but it's the twin and double packs that bothers me.

 

[ex hibitionist]

I'm dying to say:

Ask your missus.

As for sizes. I think chocolate bars are good, like fun size, regular size, king size, Special edition, Chunky, Extra Chunky: but it's the twin and double packs that bothers me.

that wud be Viagra then, trust me you'd need it

 

[mezzer]

The recent military conflict between India and Pakistan is in danger of escalating. The Indians fired 5,000 onion bhajis and 2,000 samosas over the border. And that was just for starters.

 

[beak]

The recent military conflict between India and Pakistan is in danger of escalating. The Indians fired 5,000 onion bhajis and 2,000 samosas over the border. And that was just for starters.

If they were made in Argentina would they be Argie Bhajis?

 

[Living In Hope]

An Irishman is perusing the shelves of a clock shop. The assistant comes over to him and says "Hi Sir, what sort of clock are you after ?!
"I'm after a potato clock", says the Irish man
"Sir, we sell all sort of clocks, mantlepiece, grandfather, cuckoo, but I've never heard of a potato clock"
"Ahh, well I have to be at my new job on Monday for 9, and the wife said I need to get a potato clock" Boom-tish 😀

Of all the stupid jokes which got tears running down my face...I had to tell this to my wife, who is half-Irish. Needless to say I laughed more than she did !