Paaalaaace
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- Croydon
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England
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.
I say I say I say..... Crap joke thread #3
- Topic starter BudgiesBeak
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- Location
- over the moon
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England
A woman buys a finely carved mirror in an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.
The next morning she playfully says "mirror, mirror on my door, multiply my boobs by 4". Suddenly, there's a flash of light and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
She runs to her husband and tells him what happened , and they both rush back to the bathroom.
The husband says "mirror, mirror on the door, make my manhood touch the floor", again, there's a flash of brilliant light.....................
.....and both his legs fall off.
The next morning she playfully says "mirror, mirror on my door, multiply my boobs by 4". Suddenly, there's a flash of light and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.
She runs to her husband and tells him what happened , and they both rush back to the bathroom.
The husband says "mirror, mirror on the door, make my manhood touch the floor", again, there's a flash of brilliant light.....................
.....and both his legs fall off.