I say I say I say..... Crap joke thread #3

[Teddy Eagle]

This bloke came up to me and said, "Are you the Neil Diamond tribute act?"

"I am", I said.

 

[Part Time James]

What’s the difference between Australia’s largest marsupial and a Scotsman stuck in a lift?
One’s a kangaroo, one’s a kangaroot

Did you know that Australia's biggest export is the boomerang? Australia's biggest import is also the boomerang.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.