I say I say I say..... Crap joke thread #3

[Zimeagle]

You know when you're sitting on the loo and realise there's no toilet roll so you have to do that silly 'trousers down waddle walk' to go and get a new one? Well, I'm nearly at Tesco's.

 

[mezzer]

I saw a woman on the bus today with her breast out feeding her kid.

My Missus said it was only natural.

Not when she was feeding it crisps.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Woman at the doctor's: "I don't know why but I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green grass of Home'.

Doctor: "It sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

Woman: "Is it common?"

Doctor: "It's not unusual".