I say I say I say..... Crap joke thread #3

[Zimeagle]

You know when you're sitting on the loo and realise there's no toilet roll so you have to do that silly 'trousers down waddle walk' to go and get a new one? Well, I'm nearly at Tesco's.

 

[mezzer]

I saw a woman on the bus today with her breast out feeding her kid.

My Missus said it was only natural.

Not when she was feeding it crisps.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Woman at the doctor's: "I don't know why but I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green grass of Home'.

Doctor: "It sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

Woman: "Is it common?"

Doctor: "It's not unusual".

 

[beak]

The new Archbishop of Canterbury was interested in the state of Britain today and the thoughts of the young, so an opinion poll was commissioned and the canvasser stood outside a night club waiting to canvas the young men on their way home, the canvaser asked the first youngster how he viewed lesbian relationships the slightly slurry youth said "well usually in full HD".