Ashes cricket

[Forest Hillbilly]

The Ashes: England investigate reports of Noosa drinking as video emerges

England will look into reports of players drinking excessively during a break from the Ashes series in Noosa, says director of cricket Rob Key.

www.bbc.com

Not even surprising.

I wish to apply to be part of the investigative team. No doubt it will entail an arduous first class flight to Australia, where I will visit multiple luxury hotel locations and conduct all necessary interviews at local bars. No matter how long it takes, it's a vocation I am willing to apply myself most rigourously. 😁🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺