Yeremy Pino

To the tune of Valerie

Since he’s come to Palace your defence has been a mess
And he’s great on the ball and Palace are the best
When he does a step over it makes a fool of your team
He’s gonna score another one Yeremy
 
Why is our transfer 'activity' always so tortuous? Chelsea, Liverpool, Citeh buy players at will. Of course, they have much more money than Palace, but even given that we prefer to shop in Aldi rather than Waitrose, so to speak, it's still painful.
1. We identify a target.
2. West Ham buys him.
3. We agree a fee with a club.
4. We agree terms with the player.
5. The medical takes four days and still fails to screen the likes of Ferguson and Franca.
6. In the last twenty four hours of the window we try to sign two players on loan...

No wonder Glasner, probably our best signings ever, is peed off. He won't put up with this nonsense for long.
Because we don’t have Citeh’s money.
 
How about a bit of Burt Bacharach for us older guys:

“What the world needs now is Ye-re-my, he’s the only thing that there’s just too little of.

What the world needs now is Ye-re-my, no not just for goals but for everyone.”
 
To the tune of Let It Be:

Jer-em-ey
Jer-em-ey
Jer-em-ey
Jer-em-ey
Speaking words of wisdom*
Oh Jer-em-ey!

*Or another suitable line, over to the bards on here
 

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