Yeremy Pino

[Foxy82]

We've signed a person!

 

[Eagle1978]

We've signed a person!

I'm quite excited about Pino.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

On the Palace website

Palace sign Yeremy Pino from Villarreal - News - Crystal Palace F.C.

www.cpfc.co.uk

Excellent news - in time for Villa I hope

Keeping it real for Villa.

 

[Plumpton eagle]

Keeping it real for Villa.

I see what you did there!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I see what you did there!

Yep, as ever, as subtle as a flying mallet.

 

[Part Time James]

Thanks REM

Humming all the way for Pino
You're gonna be a star, you are
You're gonna be a star
You're gonna be a star, you are
You're gonna be a star

I did absolutely jack sh*t to change the lyrics here.

 

[ASCPFC]

Thanks REM

Humming all the way for Pino
You're gonna be a star, you are
You're gonna be a star
You're gonna be a star, you are
You're gonna be a star

I did absolutely jack sh*t to change the lyrics here.

But he's Yeremy or something. Perhaps the Beadle's About theme tune.
Watch out he's about
Watch out he's about
Yeah, you'd better watch out
Yeremy's about
To score a goal.

Obviously works better with Pino. Pino's about etc. So does every chant.
One I was thinking of was "Valerie" somehow to change to Yeremy. Could be either Winwood or Winehouse.
Yeremy - come and see
Yeremy - come and see
You're the best player that's ever been.

Or Amy:

Why don't you take a corner Yeremy
Yeremy da da da etc.

 

[Part Time James]

But he's Yeremy or something. Perhaps the Beadle's About theme tune.
Watch out he's about
Watch out he's about
Yeah, you'd better watch out
Yeremy's about
To score a goal.

Obviously works better with Pino. Pino's about etc. So does every chant.
One I was thinking of was "Valerie" somehow to change to Yeremy. Could be either Winwood or Winehouse.
Yeremy - come and see
Yeremy - come and see
You're the best player that's ever been.

Or Amy:

Why don't you take a corner Yeremy
Yeremy da da da etc.

How about (thanks to Graham Chapman)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a Pino?
Isn't it simply grand he has a song?
It's swell that he's so nifty, it's divine that he's so quick,
He's the trickiest little winger with a world of clever tricks

 

[ASCPFC]

How about (thanks to Graham Chapman)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a Pino?
Isn't it simply grand he has a song?
It's swell that he's so nifty, it's divine that he's so quick,
He's the trickiest little winger with a world of clever tricks

I quite like it but I'm not sure it'll catch on.

 

[Part Time James]

I quite like it but I'm not sure it'll catch on.

Not everybody has seen Monty Python. And not everybody has a pino. Back to the drawing board.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

How about (thanks to Graham Chapman)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a Pino?
Isn't it simply grand he has a song?
It's swell that he's so nifty, it's divine that he's so quick,
He's the trickiest little winger with a world of clever tricks

I can't get beyond Dexys Geno.

Woah Pino.

Not the longest chant but he's not very big.

 

[Part Time James]

I can't get beyond Dexys Geno.

Woah Pino.

Not the longest chant but he's not very big.

I definitely don't hate it.

 

[ASCPFC]

I definitely don't hate it.

He will though. As he's one of these ones that insists on his name being something.

 

[Part Time James]

He will though. As he's one of these ones that insists on his name being something.

Arrogant pr*ck already hate him.

 

[ASCPFC]

Arrogant pr*ck already hate him.

Big time Charlie.

 

[ASCPFC]

I can't get beyond Dexys Geno.

Woah Pino.

Not the longest chant but he's not very big.

My missus told me that he is quite big.

 

[Part Time James]

My missus told me that he is quite big.

Did she do his medical? Hope she doesn't have big thumbs.

 

[becky]

Since he's now been seen in a Palace shirt - this thread will be moved over to Palace Talk in 10 mins.

 

[Part Time James]

Since he's now been seen in a Palace shirt - this thread will be moved over to Palace Talk in 10 mins.

Still gives me time to mention knobs 20+ times.

 

[ASCPFC]

Did she do his medical? Hope she doesn't have big thumbs.

No she did not. Which makes it more suspicious.