Yeremy Pino

[Hrolf The Ganger]

I’m not so sure about. I once heard Robbie Savage on 606 declare that the proof of the pudding was in the making. However, I’ve been troubled by his statement ever since and hold him wholly responsible for my descent into pedantry.

That post made no sense whatsoever, but thanks anyway.

 

[Norbury Old Git]

I might be totally wrong, but I thought Pino played on the right for club & country. If that is so, who would play left, him or Sarr( he does for his country)?

Zaha and Bolasie used to change sides during matches and confused the opposition. Why not Pino and Sarr?

 

[doombear]

I might be totally wrong, but I thought Pino played on the right for club & country. If that is so, who would play left, him or Sarr( he does for his country)?

He plays on either wing (I believe he's two-footed - yes I know he's got two feet before you say). He's playeed slightly more on the right than on the left, He's also occasionally played at RWB and LWB (all stats per Transfermarkt).

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Sports Illustrated made him #25 in the list of best right wingers in the world. Alright it was a list of 25 but he did get into it.
They said:

Pino isn’t the kind of winger who overwhelms with raw pace or flashy numbers. What he brings instead is something more subtle—and often more valuable. He’s a typically Spanish wide player: clever, technically superb, a brilliant dribbler and someone who reads the game several steps ahead. He glides past defenders, links play intelligently, and rarely makes the wrong decision.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

He plays on either wing (I believe he's two-footed - yes I know he's got two feet before you say). He's playeed slightly more on the right than on the left, He's also occasionally played at RWB and LWB (all stats per Transfermarkt).

Yes, but does he do a tippy toe run up to taking a Penalty

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Yes, but does he do a tippy toe run up to taking a Penalty

He does both a triple Salchow and a triple back flip in the pike position. He likes triples so watch out if you buy him a drink.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

I'm just worried Pino is going to be a bit of a winer, sorry

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I'm just worried Pino is going to be a bit of a winer, sorry

Will require treatment for his bunch of grapes anyway.

 

[DenTyler]

I’ll just be grape-ful when he signs. This deal has been fermenting far too long and I can sense trouble brewing.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I'm just worried Pino is going to be a bit of a winer, sorry

I Merlot what you mean

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Will require treatment for his bunch of grapes anyway.

I’d Cava sign someone fitter tbh

 

[Spindle]

I’ll just be grape-ful when he signs. This deal has been fermenting far too long and I can sense trouble brewing.

At yeast he's actually signing.

 

[RubinsCube]

At yeast he's actually signing.

Will be nice to have a player in the team with a viticultured left foot.

 

[Spindle]

I think he'll become an im-port-ant player, a brut on the pitch, sparkling even.

 

[martin2412]

We could just plonk him anywhere across the middle

 

[JHB]

I think he'll become an im-port-ant player, a brut on the pitch, sparkling even.

I expect him to turn in some vintage performances even the occasional corking one

 

[BromleyMonkey]

We could just plonk him anywhere across the middle

Asti played there before though?

 

[eritheagle]

Sorry, i was gonna make a wine pun but i bottled it!!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Sorry, i was gonna make a wine pun but i bottled it!!

Red face + white flag.

 

[ex hibitionist]

his expected goals quotient is off the scale, of all the chances he had last season he blew none. 😕