Unlikely events...... all with a greater probability than our 'impending Relegation'

[PalazioVecchio]

Us getting relegated is about as likely as .....

a Royal wedding for Prince Andrew held at Thornton Heath.

Donald Trump winning a 'Britains got Talent' ice skating music event in a frilly dress

Anybody painting 'Robbo' across a Banksy work and getting away with it.

Gary Linekar wearing a Tommy Robinson T shirt.

Greta Thunberg dating Andrew Tate

What others ?

 

[Part Time James]

A woman thinking I look good.

 

[AmericanEagle]

Forest 3 - Chelsea 0

 

[PatrickA]

Us getting relegated is about as likely as .....

a Royal wedding for Prince Andrew held at Thornton Heath.

Donald Trump winning a 'Britains got Talent' ice skating music event in a frilly dress

Anybody painting 'Robbo' across a Banksy work and getting away with it.

Gary Linekar wearing a Tommy Robinson T shirt.

Greta Thunberg dating Andrew Tate

What others ?

- One of our central midfielders scoring a goal in the league
- Gabriel of Arsenal winning a fair play award
- Willo criticising a referee for getting it wrong
- Lanzo saying he wants Glasner to stay
- Dazza becoming our new Director of Football and Head of Transfers

 

[Jim_Cannon]

- One of our central midfielders scoring a goal in the league
- Gabriel of Arsenal winning a fair play award
- Willo criticising a referee for getting it wrong
- Lanzo saying he wants Glasner to stay
- Dazza becoming our new Director of Football and Head of Transfers

Our new stand being built 😂

 

[syd snot]

Palace winning the FA Cup.......I'll get me coat.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Forest 3 - Chelsea 0

Chelscum 1 - Forest 3.

Its not really germaine to our survival odds. Forest were always safe.

Unlikely Events........

- Thornton Heath winning the tidy towns competition

 

[syd snot]

Rachel fuckin Reeves learning basic mathematics.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Marc Cucurella starring in a Brylcreem advert with Chris Richards.