Unlikely events...... all with a greater probability than our 'impending Relegation'

[PalazioVecchio]

Us getting relegated is about as likely as .....

a Royal wedding for Prince Andrew held at Thornton Heath.

Donald Trump winning a 'Britains got Talent' ice skating music event in a frilly dress

Anybody painting 'Robbo' across a Banksy work and getting away with it.

Gary Linekar wearing a Tommy Robinson T shirt.

Greta Thunberg dating Andrew Tate

What others ?

 

[Part Time James]

A woman thinking I look good.

 

[AmericanEagle]

Forest 3 - Chelsea 0

 

[PatrickA]

Us getting relegated is about as likely as .....

a Royal wedding for Prince Andrew held at Thornton Heath.

Donald Trump winning a 'Britains got Talent' ice skating music event in a frilly dress

Anybody painting 'Robbo' across a Banksy work and getting away with it.

Gary Linekar wearing a Tommy Robinson T shirt.

Greta Thunberg dating Andrew Tate

What others ?

- One of our central midfielders scoring a goal in the league
- Gabriel of Arsenal winning a fair play award
- Willo criticising a referee for getting it wrong
- Lanzo saying he wants Glasner to stay
- Dazza becoming our new Director of Football and Head of Transfers

 

[Jim_Cannon]

- One of our central midfielders scoring a goal in the league
- Gabriel of Arsenal winning a fair play award
- Willo criticising a referee for getting it wrong
- Lanzo saying he wants Glasner to stay
- Dazza becoming our new Director of Football and Head of Transfers

Our new stand being built 😂

 

[syd snot]

Palace winning the FA Cup.......I'll get me coat.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Forest 3 - Chelsea 0

Chelscum 1 - Forest 3.

Its not really germaine to our survival odds. Forest were always safe.

Unlikely Events........

- Thornton Heath winning the tidy towns competition

 

[syd snot]

Rachel fuckin Reeves learning basic mathematics.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Marc Cucurella starring in a Brylcreem advert with Chris Richards.

 

[palace99]

Rachel fuckin Reeves learning basic mathematics.

most 'leading' economists seem to think her approach is the correct one, and the city panic whenever it appears she might move on, hence part of the reason for the high gilt prices.

I suspect she's better qualified than you

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Palace getting relegated or David Lammy winning the Mastermind Grand Final ?

the Parisian female nuclear-physicist (and darling of the BBC ) Marie Antoinette told me so.

Marie Curie - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Palace getting relegated or David Lammy winning the Mastermind Grand Final ?

the Parisian female nuclear-physicist (and darling of the BBC ) Marie Antoinette told me so.

Marie Curie - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

While eating that well known blue cheese Red Leicester.

 

[silvertop]

most 'leading' economists seem to think her approach is the correct one, and the city panic whenever it appears she might move on, hence part of the reason for the high gilt prices.

I suspect she's better qualified than you

It's the same principle as computers. What data goes in controls what comes out.

Thus, watch GB News and read the Mail don't expect what comes out to be any better than what goes in.

 

[thai-eagle]

whatever position we end up at, I do not care - staying up now is all that matters. And the Eagles triumph in Europe....although West Ham beating Arsenal will bring some sleepless nights.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

....although West Ham beating Arsenal will bring some sleepless nights.

yes, but its about as likely as suffering insomnia having taken a near fatal dose of Heroin.

 

[doombear]

yes, but its about as likely as suffering insomnia having taken a near fatal dose of Heroin.

Speaking from experience?

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

Lanzo starting a Glasner fan club .

 

[Tlsestu]

Lanzo getting an Oliver Glasner Tattoo

 

[syd snot]

most 'leading' economists seem to think her approach is the correct one, and the city panic whenever it appears she might move on, hence part of the reason for the high gilt prices.

I suspect she's better qualified than you

I'm a professor in applied mathematics and a real good looking dude so ner ner to you.

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

My Mrs admitting she is wrong and apologising.