Unlikely events...... all with a greater probability than our 'impending Relegation'

[PalazioVecchio]

Us getting relegated is about as likely as .....

a Royal wedding for Prince Andrew held at Thornton Heath.

Donald Trump winning a 'Britains got Talent' ice skating music event in a frilly dress

Anybody painting 'Robbo' across a Banksy work and getting away with it.

Gary Linekar wearing a Tommy Robinson T shirt.

Greta Thunberg dating Andrew Tate

What others ?

 

[Part Time James]

A woman thinking I look good.

 

[AmericanEagle]

Forest 3 - Chelsea 0