Israel v Hamas

[Rudi Hedman]

I hope it doesn't turn into a bun fight

He’s picked a fight with greedy pensioners over the winter fuel allowance, calling them pigs in blankets.

 

[ex hibitionist]

... I'm sure it won't, as long as they keep the porkies to a minimum

 

[Rudi Hedman]

I hope it doesn't turn into a bun fight

It’s his Toulouse.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

... I'm sure it won't, as long as they keep the porkies to a minimum

It’s alright, they’ve got thick skin.

 

[ex hibitionist]

It’s alright, they’ve got thick skin.

I know but it salami-ng

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Perhaps his wurst speech so far

 

[ex hibitionist]

Perhaps his wurst speech so far

not very sage

 

[Rudi Hedman]

not very sage

Someone with sausage fingers typed it out

 

[ex hibitionist]

Someone with sausage fingers typed it out

in a pig's ear!!!

 

[ex hibitionist]

Someone with sausage fingers typed it out

they might have studied at Rusk-in

 

[Rudi Hedman]

they might have studied at Rusk-in

They have to Addington

 

[Rudi Hedman]

It explains why his wife was in a cocktail dress.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

The tories have a Churchill dog, Labour have a sausage dog

 

[ex hibitionist]

The tories have a Churchill dog, Labour have a sausage dog

he needs to stick with it after this cocktail of errors

 

[Rudi Hedman]

he needs to stick with it after this cocktail of errors

Stick with salami slicing government spending.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Stick with salami slicing government spending.

they won't have the guts to do it, they're all mincers

 

[Rudi Hedman]

they won't have the guts to do it, they're all mincers

Like the Wimpy Bender in a Bun

 

[Rudi Hedman]

It used to be ‘Things can only get better’, now it’s ’Things Will get wurst before they get batter’

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Maybe instead of reading

‘return all sausages from Gaza’ it read
‘return all sausages from Gazza’

 

[ex hibitionist]

Maybe instead of reading

‘return all sausages from Gaza’ it read
‘return all sausages from Gazza’

and the kebabs