Israel v Hamas

[Rudi Hedman]

do you really think it's all about oil?

It’s a shame we don’t have our own oil. I’d expect it in Lincolnshire or Cumberland if we did.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

You might think Starmer is mustard but I think he’s a toad in the hole.

 

[ex hibitionist]

You might think Starmer is mustard but I think he’s a toad in the hole.

he can't avoid a grilling, he must think he's one of the Kennedys

 

[Rudi Hedman]

he can't avoid a grilling, he must think he's one of the Kennedys

They’ll never win in Richmond.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

I think the writing’s on the walls for Starmer.

 

[ex hibitionist]

I think the writing’s on the walls for Starmer.

you beat me to it, same with the bangers, but I think he knows his onions

 

[Rudi Hedman]

you beat me to it, same with the bangers, but I think he knows his onions

He’s different gravy.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

I think what might have happened is he was trying to get a good pose for a camera still and said sausages like you do instead of ‘’cheese.’’

 

[Rudi Hedman]

They batter pay the ransom for these sausages before they get battered.

 

[ex hibitionist]

They batter pay the ransom for these sausages before they get battered.

... and who's pulling the strings?

 

[ex hibitionist]

It was a mere slip of the tongue but of Jumbo-sized proprtions. Next time he should put less butter on his slices of bread then his tounge won't slip. Basic error for someone who eats a lot of toungue sandwiches apparently.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

... and who's pulling the strings?

Ham-as

 

[Rudi Hedman]

It was a mere slip of the tongue but of Jumbo-sized proprtions. Next time he should put less butter on his slices of bread then his tounge won't slip. Basic error for someone who eats a lot of toungue sandwiches apparently.

He’s supposed to be running a party of the people. Those struggling to make ends meet when bringing home the bacon.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Reading out ‘’sausages’’ instead of ‘’hostages’’, perhaps he should’ve gone to specsavers.

 

[ex hibitionist]

He’s supposed to be running a party of the people. Those struggling to make ends meet when bringing home the bacon.

it's far too early to say he's had his chips - has beans don't get there overnight.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

it's far too early to say he's had his chips - has beans don't get there overnight.

No he’s ended up with egg on his face.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

it's far too early to say he's had his chips - has beans don't get there overnight.

I think his speech got all mashed up.

 

[ex hibitionist]

No he’s ended up with egg on his face.

it's knocked the stuffing out of him

 

[Rudi Hedman]

His mind might have been elsewhere. His next meeting with the German chancellor in Frankfurt-er.

 

[ex hibitionist]

His mind might have been elsewhere. His next meeting with the German chancellor in Frankfurt-er.

I hope it doesn't turn into a bun fight