Glasner to Extend?

[Nicholas91]

Give him what he wants:

• More £££? Not a problem, we'll get a whip round going.
• Transfer warchest? Sorted, we'll get the bolt cutters on Harris and Blitzer's purses.
• Sacrifice a lamb before every game? Can do, we can nip into Sainsbury's before the game for some lamp chops.
• The London Philharmonic Orchestra to play the Imperial March when you come out of the tunnel? We'll ask Bill Nighy to put in a good word.
• Need someone to find a kidnapped relative? Easy, we'll get Liam Neeson on the case.
• Make Édouard a key member of the squad when he's back from relegating Leicester? Easy now son, that's an ask too far...

I thought that point followed on from the previous one (kidnapped relative).

Edouard has plenty of expertise in going missing so should bring some insight to that exercise.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Give him what he wants:

• More £££? Not a problem, we'll get a whip round going.
• Transfer warchest? Sorted, we'll get the bolt cutters on Harris and Blitzer's purses.
• Sacrifice a lamb before every game? Can do, we can nip into Sainsbury's before the game for some lamp chops.
• The London Philharmonic Orchestra to play the Imperial March when you come out of the tunnel? We'll ask Bill Nighy to put in a good word.
• Need someone to find a kidnapped relative? Easy, we'll get Liam Neeson on the case.
• Make Édouard a key member of the squad when he's back from relegating Leicester? Easy now son, that's an ask too far...

you forgot to mention a year's supply of Wiener Schnitzels.

 

[ASCPFC]

We can offer him his own nightclub in the main stand.

 

[est1905]

I think every effort must be made to tie him to Palace for as long as possible. The dream (for me anyway) would be to map out a 5 year plan to step by step keep making progress year on year with no expectation of winning anything specific although giving him all the resources possible to help him do so.
Rip up his existing contract, big pay rise (within budget of course), go after the players he wants and lets go for it!

If on the other hand he doesn't want to extend beyond the end of next season we should make it clear no amount of compensation will tempt Palace to part with him next season. We still back him to the hilt and start looking for a quality replacement for when he left in a years time.

Hopefully though he'll buy into the idea of staying and building something massive.

 

[PatrickA]

During the season my pronouncements have included

- Kamada can't play in a midfield 2
- Richards can't play on the right of a back 3
- Neither Eze nor Sarr are suited to the inside forward roles in a front 3
- We don't have the players to play the preferred system

Extend Glasner by all means as he seems to know what he's doing, but time for me to step down.

 

[pax3908]

During the season my pronouncements have included

- Kamada can't play in a midfield 2
- Richards can't play on the right of a back 3
- Neither Eze nor Sarr are suited to the inside forward roles in a front 3
- We don't have the players to play the preferred system

Extend Glasner by all means as he seems to know what he's doing, but time for me to step down.

Pat you forgot continual slating of Henderson,l am fired as well !!!

 

[Jim_Cannon]

During the season my pronouncements have included

- Kamada can't play in a midfield 2
- Richards can't play on the right of a back 3
- Neither Eze nor Sarr are suited to the inside forward roles in a front 3
- We don't have the players to play the preferred system

Extend Glasner by all means as he seems to know what he's doing, but time for me to step down.

Fair play for the honesty

 

[Hannes]

you forgot to mention a year's supply of Wiener Schnitzels.

You may be right as the following excerpt from an interview shows:

"We always have schnitzel the day before a match. We're now getting pretty close to Austrian cuisine. At first, it was schnitzel with sauce, then later with strawberry jam. Now, however, we have cranberries with schnitzel, just like we do at home," Glasner smiles.

 

[ex hibitionist]

You may be right as the following excerpt from an interview shows:

"We always have schnitzel the day before a match. We're now getting pretty close to Austrian cuisine. At first, it was schnitzel with sauce, then later with strawberry jam. Now, however, we have cranberries with schnitzel, just like we do at home," Glasner smiles.

who's been putting jam on Ollie's schnitzels? sack the b*stard! cranberries eh? cranberry sauce you see, hence the confusion I would say, a dollop of which usually goes with Sauerbrauten (Weiterleitungshinweis) - my dad was Czech so I know the nosh.