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Dating Apps

Rudi Hedman said:
I looked into that and what I chose before is pretty close to what they recommend. I’ve got a nice happy photo with my mum and sister, a photo with a relative’s kitten on my shoulder and another with me fooling around with a young niece and nephew. Ok that one’s a while ago but they’re all natural and genuine of who I am anyway. I also have one with a very pretty niece sat near me on a dining table. Maybe I should get rid of that one but I thought it looks like I’m used to pretty women near me, no problems, plus she’s obviously younger and we both look happy and chilled and not together. She is my niece 😂

My profile picture is a natural smirking photo, nice and relaxed
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Some years ago, I knew of a gentleman (Now sadly deceased) who was in his late 60s.
He was far from aesthetic but he resorted to a dating site, I believe 'Match.Com'.
He did opine to me that given his facial features it was unlikely that any lady would be attracted to him but to his surprise a lady expressed an interest in courtship.He dated her but the relationship was ephemeral.
 
Willo said:
Some years ago, I knew of a gentleman (Now sadly deceased) who was in his late 60s.
He was far from aesthetic but he resorted to a dating site, I believe 'Match.Com'.
He did opine to me that given his facial features it was unlikely that any lady would be attracted to him but to his surprise a lady expressed an interest in courtship.He dated her but the relationship was ephemeral.
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Got a date from 'match.com'.
Lady was shaped like a stick
Still she was smoking and we ignited like a house on fire
All until I discovered she was a fag
That put the light out.
 
silvertop said:
No different to recruitment consultants and estate agents then?
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LOL.

I use a holiday company that specialises in small group tours a mixture of singles and couples who are interested in art and culture keeping fit and travel. I have noticed that there is a certain personality type male and female that use this holiday company and I like that personality. Smart, outgoing interested in health and fitness etc. they often have interesting jobs and live interesting lives.

I joked to one of their staff that they should start a dating agency because it is exactly the type of woman that appeals to me. In fact I met a lady on one such holiday (Poland) and we became close friends and still see each over.

One of the few successful matches I made on E Harmony, we hit it off immediately so it was no surprise when I mentioned the tour operator and it turned out she used the same company.

It's a pity that E harmony* just spam you with a deluge of candidates regardless of your stated preferences.

*I know I said E Harmony it may have been Match.com I don't remember they are all the same anyway.
 
i think it was Einstein who defined madness as 'continuing again with the same failed tactics and yet hoping to get a better outcome next time'.

FUTILITY

That's 99% of all the activity on dating apps. I am struggling to find equivalent metaphors for Dating Apps from the rest of the World.....just a few.

- the North/South Korea peace talks
- the never-ending diets of a fat f...cker

- the struggle to find peace in the Middle East
- my dog's efforts to own the territory in the Park by marking it with his scent

- PSG's attempts to buy the Champions League whilst playing every week against donkeys like Nantes.
- all the talk of regenerating Croydon into becoming another Dulwich Village.

Dating Apps. The only winners are the investors behind the software.
 
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First Lady I’ve dated twice messaged to say she won’t be taking things further. Gave a third date a lot of thought but not feeling it. Gutted. Very gutted, but that’s what it’s like I know.

Older woman for date 1 tomorrow and a very nice looking mum who’s unfortunately taken a while to heal from a past relationship and treading carefully… I need to go on the paid ones but I’m not ready to blitz it with where I am at the moment
 
Rudi Hedman said:
First Lady I’ve dated twice messaged to say she won’t be taking things further. Gave a third date a lot of thought but not feeling it. Gutted. Very gutted, but that’s what it’s like I know.

Older woman for date 1 tomorrow and a very nice looking mum who’s unfortunately taken a while to heal from a past relationship and treading carefully… I need to go on the paid ones but I’m not ready to blitz it with where I am at the moment
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Should have slapped her arse a bit harder mate. 👍
 
ASCPFC said:
You could have just sucked it up and taken one for the team.
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I did. I ended up with gonarreah in the mouth. Went back to work on Monday and I think it was pretty obvious because people knew what I was like pulling so many at the time. Problem was I really liked someone at work but couldn’t get her. Bad.

I did all the player love rat stuff but became sick of it. One of the most new and shocking things I did was….

Went to a party one Saturday night. Bird started sucking me off once everyone left the lounge. Mates kept walking in by accident. Took her out for a meal next weekend, didn’t feel it. Got eyeing with another hotter woman on another table with her friend so…

Took bird one home in a cab and got the driver to go back to the restaurant and pulled the hotter one and started going going out with her instead. Shocking really
 
So i'm just getting over divorce number two and i was thinking of dipping my toes back into the pit of treacherous illogical snakes. Any good advice? Would you recommend Facebook dating?
 
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