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Dating Apps

Stirlingsays said:
I can only imagine what the Willo chat up line was.

'ding dong, so what brings such an adorable figure of divine exquisite femininity into my world of expectant ardour'.......'Ten of my hard earned pounds enough?'
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😀 😀 😀 👍

My recollection of wooing young ladies with oratory has disappeared in the mists of time.
Perhaps suave blandishments !
 
Willo said:
😀 😀 😀

I should have used such wooing tactics on a torrent of tempting talent in the hope that it would lead to conjugal coupling.
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The blushing maidens of south London would have been all a-quiver when Willo arrived in an open topped Morgan with a whoopee machine tied to the back and his whiskers bristling with lascivious intent.
 
Teddy Eagle said:
The blushing maidens of south London would have been all a-quiver when Willo arrived in an open topped Morgan with a whoopee machine tied to the back and his whiskers bristling with lascivious intent.
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😀 😀 😀

I suspect I shot many a 'Belle of the ball' a lascivious look leading to priapic peccadilloes.
A noble head of hair oiled or gelled for the occasion, shoes shining akin to guardsmen boots.
None of these 'Dating Apps' in bygone days, we men had to make advances in the flesh.
 
Willo said:
😀 😀 😀

I suspect I shot many a 'Belle of the ball' a lascivious look leading to priapic peccadilloes.
A noble head of hair oiled or gelled for the occasion, shoes shining akin to guardsmen boots.
None of these 'Dating Apps' in bygone days, we men had to make advances in the flesh.
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You were right about the shoes 😂
 

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martin2412 said:
It's a shame that Cinatras is no longer around. If you couldnt pull in there then you must have been really ugly.
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I did venture into 'Cinatras'.
I believe the cost of entry included alcoholic beverages.
A very distant memory of the establishment but I seem to recall that the ladies gave the impression that they were responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
 
Willo said:
I did venture into 'Cinatras'.
I believe the cost of entry included alcoholic beverages.
A very distant memory of the establishment but I seem to recall that the ladies gave the impression that they were responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
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What we used to call Martini girls - Any time, any place, anywhere. Only ****** their friends and didn't have an enemy in the world.
 
the statistical evidence is this : young adults, today, are getting far less sex than the young adults from thirty years ago.
So you know where you can shove your iPhone, your dating app, your wokeness and all yer Ed Sheeran albums.

the modern World seems to consist of fellas with a p0.rn addiction & a justifiable fear of commitment , women on the pill & losing libido and those same women electronically seeking Brad Pitt or nothing. The fertility of the nation going down the tubes.

hilarious
 
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PalazioVecchio said:
the statistical evidence is this : young adults, today, are getting far less sex than the young adults from thirty years ago.
So you know where you can shove your iPhone, your dating app, your wokeness and all yer Ed Sheeran albums.

the modern World seems to consist of fellas with a p0.rn addiction & a justifiable fear of commitment , women on the pill & losing libido and those same women electronically seeking Brad Pitt or nothing. The fertility of the nation going down the tubes.

hilarious
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It always has, on a regular monthly basis, for women in a certain age bracket....... it's called ovulation and it's what fallopian tubes were made for! 😏
 
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