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Mandanda
Ruddock
Claude Davis
Blake
Marange
Mutch
Garavan
Fryers
Kebe
Gray
Adebayor
Laziest ever eleven
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Tommy Black played brilliantly just before we gave him a new contract then he played awful. Mercenary.
Gray was a bit lightweight.
Not sure Marange was lazy - didn't we sign too many players and have to release him without playing?
Forgot about Ruddock. He was shockingly overweight!
TheBigToePunt
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Both a terrible waste of talent.
Mind you, in saying that, did they have injuries or something maybe?
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Miller
Ruddock
Benteke
Edouard
Johnson(the latest one)
Brolin
Fenwick
Schlupp
Just a few off the top of my head
Ruddock
Benteke
Edouard
Johnson(the latest one)
Brolin
Fenwick
Schlupp
Just a few off the top of my head
BromleyMonkey
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I won’t have a bad word said againt Brian Bason, well apart from he was crap!! 🤣
We actually felt sorry for him the stick he was getting, because it was a tough job having to replace Doris, so my mate nicked an old bed sheet from home and we made a banner “The Brian Bason fan club” I think it lasted one game 🤣
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He wasn't in the 25 man squad. Holloway described him as slow.
Save Dwindlehurst
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Got to disagree with Tommy Langley. He used to run around like a headless chicken. Unfortunately mostly in the wrong direction 😀.
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Something tells me this Eleven might get relegated. Probably by a new record.
Teddy Eagle
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John Jackson. Barely broke into a jog in most games.
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He preferred to be part of a five.
Teddy Eagle
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Makes sense. The other four weren't as good as him.
Norbury Old Git
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He was our goalkeeper with 388 appearances so he can’t be that lazy. Ran the length of the pitch at least twice a game. Cliff Jackson, no he might be a candidate.
OneStevePerrin
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David Price was like Langley running like the proverbial headless chicken. He had this knack to turn up for a challenge a few seconds after the ball had been passed by an opponent. Hardly ever fouled the opponent, just turned up at speed and late?
It's mostly a championship at best eleven tho. So.... hehe
edskan
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Schlupp is a bit harsh. He had the odd stinker but was pretty decent in general.
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I believe seven were actually with us in the top flight. Luckily not all at once and not for long.
How about George 'Stroller' Graham?
In fairness he was old when he joined us and his main task seemed to be to protect the emerging youngsters.
He just couldn't run and the task of telling him that his legs were gone went to Allison and Venables.
It would be possible to also set up a thread of the busiest players, but to no particular purpose.
Immediate nominations that spring to mind are David Price, David Giles, Brian Bason and Tony Mahoney.
I'm sure they would come off the field covered in sweat and mud , but would have had minimal effect on games.
It's said the whole world loves a trier, but surely there are exceptions!
In fairness he was old when he joined us and his main task seemed to be to protect the emerging youngsters.
He just couldn't run and the task of telling him that his legs were gone went to Allison and Venables.
It would be possible to also set up a thread of the busiest players, but to no particular purpose.
Immediate nominations that spring to mind are David Price, David Giles, Brian Bason and Tony Mahoney.
I'm sure they would come off the field covered in sweat and mud , but would have had minimal effect on games.
It's said the whole world loves a trier, but surely there are exceptions!
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I was thinking Wilkins and Allen didn't really bust a guy for us.