Crystal Palace vs. Everton match thread

[beak]

An early Mateta would make it all better.

 

[Part Time James]

An early Mateta would make it all better.

Are we doing rhymes about subs?

An early Hughes would end our blues.

 

[georgenorman]

Johnson - you might as well play me, I would do it for a fraction of his wages.

 

[Spindle]

Christ this is horrible. I don't now why I torture myself watching us against these shits

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Not much consolation but here's one to scare the kids.

 

[kennybrowns leftfoot]

Let's just hope that West Ham fail to win later on so that our safety is actually guaranteed.

Let's face it we're not going to win another League game this season.

Our League form since the beginning of October has been awful. 7 wins in 29 League games. Add to that a loss to a team in the National League North as well.

Getting to the Conference League Final has, essentially glossed over what has been a poor season form wise.

 

[edskan]

We're giving them way too much space.

 

[beak]

Are we doing rhymes about subs?

An early Hughes would end our blues.

I thought of an unprintable one for Kamada but he started!

 

[Part Time James]

Christ this is horrible. I don't now why I torture myself watching us against these shits

Because a dominatrix is more expensive?*

* Croydon rates may be lower.

 

[Nicholas91]

If Glasner were to come out after the fact and say that all the eggs were in the CoL and he didn’t even bother to do any prep for Pl games, it’d all make sense.

 

[Boydie]

We are leaving some HUGE gaps at the back on our right hand side 😬

 

[Frenchaigle]

Jeez ... lucky we' re not 3 down ..

 

[Spindle]

This ref team are scousers, no doubts about it

 

[Painter]

Everton seem a bit more interested in winning, if effort is a barometer.

 

[Nicholas91]

Johnson is probably the most useless c**t I have seen in a Palace shirt, and the list for second is pretty much endless.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Not much consolation but here's one to scare the kids.


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It gives me visions of him clutching a salmon from a pond and biting its head off.

 

[ASCPFC]

This ref team are scousers, no doubts about it

Garner actually got booked. Should be off already.

 

[Part Time James]

I thought of an unprintable one for Kamada but he started!

Save Nat Clyne for later down the line?

If only managers had poetical tactics at hand.

 

[Spindle]

A woman on the line can't see that as a corner? 🤣

 

[Foxy82]

Johnson is potentially the most useless c**t I have seen in a Palace shirt, and the list for second is pretty much endless.

Yep, as I suggested on another match thread, Tomas Brolin was less s***