Newcastle vs. Crystal Palace match thread

[ASCPFC]

We've as much chance of scoring during half time as we have during play.

 

[DenTyler]

This is what Pino can do..unlock defences with passes in very tight spaces. Sadly I have little confidence that any of our midfield players can score.

Or our forward. I am at the point where I would take Sanchez in goal and sticking Hendo up top 😂

 

[TheBigToePunt]

its at half time that Glasner often does his magic.

Brennan Johnson getting used to his new team. Must be like one of us after buying a new car. It always takes a while to find the button for the fuel-tank, the fog lights, the rear-window defrost.

Yes. Any mug can substitute one 70m player for another and see if that works. A good coach uses halftime to help his existing XI understand what they need to do better or differently so that they improve.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

We've as much chance of scoring during half time as we have during play.

George Best used to do that. Reportedly.

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

It's the cup of tea

Laced with Viagra

 

[Sportyteacher]

I thought Mateta v Bournemouth was worse .My cat could of scored that .

Parish wants to know what your cat is asking for by way of transfer fee? 😉

 

[ASCPFC]

Yes. Any mug can substitute one 70m player for another and see if that works. A good coach uses halftime to help his existing XI understand what they need to do better or differently so that they improve.

Main thing we need to do is get the back three closer together. Which Glasner can do. And obviously score when we get a chance. Which Glasner can't really influence.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

We've done well so far, but I'm conscious of the possibility of usual drop off on 70 mins.
I could see Sosa (for Clyne) and Devenny coming on, which on paper makes us weaker but there's not a lot of choice..

No long throw specialist now without Lerma so we'll have to have a revised approach.

Especially as they can bring Woltemade on and we can bring erm…..I’ll say no more 🤣

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

I dont think we've had a shot on target yet .

 

[Spindle]

He looks mixed race to me.

Well he is, but for some reason you count as black if you have a distant relative. It's like qualifying for Ireland.

 

[JHB]

I thought Mateta v Bournemouth was worse .My cat could have scored that .

Crystal Palace have been linked with forward Frenchaigle’s Cat. The player is renowned for his agility and speed, all be it his current manager has questioned his work rate at times. He is believed to be available for £30m plus a packet of dreamies but the cat itself may prefer a move to some old towels. Here’s a highlight video of him chasing a squeaky toy with a bell in it.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

sorry but again Pino has failed to inspire.

 

[DenTyler]

Yes. Any mug can substitute one 70m player for another and see if that works. A good coach uses halftime to help his existing XI understand what they need to do better or differently so that they improve.

He looks a little loss on the transitions, not sure who to pick up which is giving that mug Gordon a lot of time and space. This is why Ollie says he likes a good few weeks with a player to get them into the system and set up, alas we have f*** all time for that and and at £35 big ones… he can learn on the job.

 

[ASCPFC]

George Best used to do that. Reportedly.

Simon Jordan could tell us about it.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Laced with Viagra

Patrick Viagra? Must be a bit flat by now.

 

[Sardinero]

JP needs to subbed , he is just not performing at all !

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

We've as much chance of scoring during half time as we have during play.

I dont think they'd score in a whore house as my father used to say .

 

[ASCPFC]

Well he is, but for some reason you count as black if you have a distant relative. It's like qualifying for Ireland.

You don't need a relative. Ask Cascarino and half the rugby team.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Simon Jordan could tell us about it.

He's lucky he wasn't part of it if George had put a couple of brandies away.

 

[Frenchaigle]

sorry but again Pino has failed to inspire.

The ball to Will was pretty good ,no ?