Worst Way To Go In Titanic

[Teddy Eagle]

That’s true, I could’ve had a motorboat as she kept me afloat

That would show remarkable sang froid under the circumstances and your sang would be pretty froid anyway.

 

[Hrolf The Ganger]

Being in the sea on a moonless night in the pitch dark would be bad enough, aside from the slowly freezing to death. No lights from the Titanic like in the film.

Alternatively, you could drown. Great options.

 

[cryrst]

I would’ve grabbed hold of Kate Winslet and gone down with her 😇

With ?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

With ?

It was 1912. Clinging to the same bit of driftwood was as far as things were allowed to go.

 

[Part Time James]

It was 1912. Clinging to the same bit of driftwood was as far as things were allowed to go.

Funnily enough, 19:12 was the last time I got wood.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Funnily enough, 19:12 was the last time I got wood.

Like nobody listens to the news.

 

[ASCPFC]

Being in the sea on a moonless night in the pitch dark would be bad enough, aside from the slowly freezing to death. No lights from the Titanic like in the film.

Alternatively, you could drown. Great options.

Oh well, could be worse.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Oh well, could be worse.

It could if you had to look after the ship's anvil when you jumped overboard.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

worst way to go : you are a Greenland Shark. You live at the bottom of the ocean and dine upon scavenger morsels. Anyway, one fine dark day, you are minding your own business and a great big feckoff ship lands on your head. And you never saw it coming , cos you are blind anyway.

RiP in Davey Jones Locker.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

With ?

Okay ‘on’ then, happy now? 🤣

 

[ASCPFC]

As you are forced to jump overboard you shout to the cabin boy, who berates you for misgenedering them, then as you drown you try to save a woman but they accuse you of toxic masculinity.

 

[kenners46]

A few years back A diver found the captains journal and the last words written were "where the f&ck is all this water coming from"

 

[BromleyMonkey]

It was 1912. Clinging to the same bit of driftwood was as far as things were allowed to go.

So no motorboating then?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

So no motorboating then?

Too early for those. I would suggest a steam packet but it just sounds wrong.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Too early for those. I would suggest a steam packet but it just sounds wrong.

I’ll try anything once

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I’ll try anything once

I'll admire your adventurousness while questioning some of the decisions to be made.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Kate Winslet was very pretty in that movie.

Anyhoo.....your statistical probability of surviving ? it was nearly 100% if you were both : a) female and b) a first class passenger.

Worst way to go : Battered to death by your own cuckolded husband.

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Worst way to go : You are a penguin standing on an iceberg. Having a bit of a barney with another penguin ( cos he supports Millwall ). And then the ship makes impact and knocks you both into the sea.

your way to go ? the scriptwriters 'oblivion' you. Cos a) Penguins never travel so far North and b) its more customary for Female penguins to fight each other - a bit like footballers wives.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Kate Winslet was very pretty in that movie.

Anyhoo.....your statistical probability of surviving ? it was nearly 100% if you were both : a) female and b) a first class passenger.

Worst way to go : Battered to death by your own cuckolded husband.

I wouldn’t know with my head buried in her cleavage

 

[Stirlingsays]

Also the end is apparently one of the most peaceful. Don’t not know who actually knows this as they must have been dead prior to being bought back. Or it’s total bollox of course .

For the macabre out there video exists of trapped drivers drowning while their helmet cams were still operating while it took place.....it looked frantic and pretty horrible to me. I couldn't bring myself to watch it through. I don't know if it was peaceful at the very end but it certainly didn't look pleasant.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Kate Winslet was very pretty in that movie.

Anyhoo.....your statistical probability of surviving ? it was nearly 100% if you were both : a) female and b) a first class passenger.

Worst way to go : Battered to death by your own cuckolded husband.

'Paint me like you one of your French girls'.

Yeah, paint you in what love? I've run out of paint but I have a work-around.

I suspect death by semen drainage while physically stuck to the 20s something Winslet as the Atlantic waves washed over you, wouldn't be the worse way to go.