World cup 2026

I have a theory that Tuchel should play the shortest players in Mexico. As we all know the closer to the ground you are the more oxygen is in the air .

For example Ollie Watkins 5'8'' should replace Harry (Iv'e scored more goals than Pele) Kane at 6'2''
Thats six inches which I'm told by various sources makes all the difference to performance . 😛

Also means the likes of Burn , Rice , Pickford ,Bellingham and Stones may as well miss out on the Mexico trip and go straight to the next game
Lucky Peter Crouch is not playing....he'd asphyxiate on the spot. 🙁. (is that even a word?)
 

Holmesdale Online Shop

Back
Top