C&A
Not because I miss C&A.
But because I lament the fact it made obsolete a joke requiring a passing knowledge of C&A.
For posterity's sake, here is the joke in case anyone has not heard it:
Mother to 5 year old daughter before her first day at school
Mother: "let's make sure you get your shoes on the right way around so we are not running late for school tomorrow morning. You must be excited for your first day tomorrow."
Daughter: "I am, mummy yes. Look, I have my shoes on."
Mother: "Well done - but you have them on the wrong way around. Remember what we said about how to work this out? The one with R on the sole is the one which goes on... that's right, the RIGHT foot. And the one which has an L on the sole is the one which goes on the LEFT foot. Remember?"
Daughter: "Is that why I have C&A on my underwear?"