welcome to Brennan Johnson

[TheBigToePunt]

Just watched Arsenal and they gave Declan Rice MOTM...he had 96 touches.
Made me wonder if Brennan has ever had more than 9.6 touches.
Reminds me a bit of Pardew before we forgave him for being s*** by heading in the semi final goal and playing a great ball with the outside of his boot (Brian Moore absolutely loved that).
You do seem to get these anonymous players...Gary Stebbing used to come off with immaculately clean shorts.
We've had quite a few who have a really terrible touch....but I can't ever remember someone so massively anonymous. It's quite a talent.

I'd guess Johnson must cover at least 11km a game running away from the ball.

 

[Willo]

I'd guess Johnson must cover at least 11km a game running away from the ball.

🤣
It is as 'Plain as a pikestaff' that he is totally devoid of confidence and it is feasible that such players subconsciously avoid wanting the ball to shield themselves from the fear of making mistakes.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

🤣
It is as 'Plain as a pikestaff' that he is totally devoid of confidence and it is feasible that such players subconsciously avoid wanting the ball to shield themselves from the fear of making mistakes.

correct. And my question is 'what clown in the backroom approved this purchase ?'

 

[Teddy Eagle]

correct. And my question is 'what clown in the backroom approved this purchase ?'

That would be the chief scout, Mrs. Johnson.

 

[park the bus]

correct. And my question is 'what clown in the backroom approved this purchase ?'

You could ask the same about Franca. And Nketiah. Parish doesn't know anything about "football" he's a businessman, he signs the cheques and entrusts scouting to others. Well I guess so anyway, judging by some of the piss poor signings we've made, because if Steve did know anything about football he wouldn't have signed those cheques...

 

[mtp1958]

correct. And my question is 'what clown in the backroom approved this purchase ?'

Same ones who approved henderson lacroix munoz eze olise mateta Wharton guihi , sh#t happens every buy is a risk , and on paper anyone that scores 17 goals in a season is worth a punt

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Same ones who approved henderson lacroix munoz eze olise mateta Wharton guihi , sh#t happens every buy is a risk , and on paper anyone that scores 17 goals in a season is worth a punt

Yes I was quietly pleased when we signed him, my spurs supporting cousin was fairly complementary about him as well, but we have to take as we find, and he’s been dreadful for us so far, he gives us absolutely nothing

 

[Badger11]

If a reasonable offer comes in I would let him go. It's clear he is unhappy and he is doing no good for himself or us. It happens, we should try and move him on and start again.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Well at least he hasnt scored any own goals.
Have we ever had a player whose goal stats were minus?
I bet Brighton have 😱 in fact nearly every Brighton player finishes on a -number. The 2nd best team in Sussex after Crawley.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Well at least he hasnt scored any own goals.
Have we ever had a player whose goal stats were minus?
I bet Brighton have 😱 in fact nearly every Brighton player finishes on a -number. The 2nd best team in Sussex after Crawley.

Not a shock but Jordan Mutch contributed the square root of nash all. Adam Wharton has put the pressure on with his goal scoring exploit.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Not a shock but Jordan Mutch contributed the square root of nash all. Adam Wharton has put the pressure on with his goal scoring exploit.

Adam Wharton and Adam Wharton's Mum are going to be fab in front of goal!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Adam Wharton and Adam Wharton's Mum are going to be fab in front of goal!

If we're on the subject of footballer's mums then Max Dowman's would be a fine signing.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Not a shock but Jordan Mutch contributed the square root of nash all. Adam Wharton has put the pressure on with his goal scoring exploit.

Erm excuse me, he scored a brace at the might of Maidstone United in a friendly, maybe he would’ve ended up a club legend if we played on a plastic pitch every week 🤣

 

[StandbyPalace]

Adam Wharton and Adam Wharton's Mum are going to be fab in front of goal!

Do you think Adam Wharton's Mum would score more goals than Jordan Sucks?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Do you think Adam Wharton's Mum would score more goals than Jordan Sucks?

Roy Hodgson's mum could do that.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Erm excuse me, he scored a brace at the might of Maidstone United in a friendly, maybe he would’ve ended up a club legend if we played on a plastic pitch every week 🤣

Never mind the pitch he wouldn't have done that against plastic players.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Was Jordan Butch any good at subbuteo? He should be sued for saying he was a striker when being the tea lady was more suitable.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Was Jordan Butch any good at subbuteo?

Not as good as Tariq Lamptey who played in a few games.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Roy Hodgson's mum could do that.

What about Ron Noades Mum?

 

[ASCPFC]

Yes I was quietly pleased when we signed him, my spurs supporting cousin was fairly complementary about him as well, but we have to take as we find, and he’s been dreadful for us so far, he gives us absolutely nothing

He's run out of any credit from me.