Trivial Pretexts for Violence....list them all

[PalazioVecchio]

well Eagles, you had better think twice before refusing a scrounger. A scrounger asking you to share your food.....

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[silvertop]

I seem to recall the Biffa Bacon family cornered all the standard pretexts for a kick-in but added some surreal ones.

"Did your pint spill my wife?"