Things you can't unsee

[becky]

As the credits rolled after Casualty and I started to gather myself together to go and put the kettle on, they cut to a preview for Match of the Day. There in all his glory was Gary Linnekar, wearing a pair of those weird modern clingy trousers that look stretched all down the calves and fit where they may at the top.........as he stood there, extolling the joys to come after the 10 o'clock news did he have any idea that he was clearly showing the male equivalent of a camel toe, making his tackle look like two conkers in an old sock? Will anyone in the BBC wardrobe department be held to account for this abomination? Will my eyeballs ever recover from the horror they have seen?

Does anyone actually care?



I'll never be able to look at a conker in the same way again.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

As the credits rolled after Casualty and I started to gather myself together to go and put the kettle on, they cut to a preview for Match of the Day. There in all his glory was Gary Linnekar, wearing a pair of those weird modern clingy trousers that look stretched all down the calves and fit where they may at the top.........as he stood there, extolling the joys to come after the 10 o'clock news did he have any idea that he was clearly showing the male equivalent of a camel toe, making his tackle look like two conkers in an old sock? Will anyone in the BBC wardrobe department be held to account for this abomination? Will my eyeballs ever recover from the horror they have seen?

Does anyone actually care?



I'll never be able to look at a conker in the same way again.

If they're looking for volunteers to knock those conkers loose with a stick there will be quite a queue.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

As the credits rolled after Casualty and I started to gather myself together to go and put the kettle on, they cut to a preview for Match of the Day. There in all his glory was Gary Linnekar, wearing a pair of those weird modern clingy trousers that look stretched all down the calves and fit where they may at the top.........as he stood there, extolling the joys to come after the 10 o'clock news did he have any idea that he was clearly showing the male equivalent of a camel toe, making his tackle look like two conkers in an old sock? Will anyone in the BBC wardrobe department be held to account for this abomination? Will my eyeballs ever recover from the horror they have seen?

Does anyone actually care?



I'll never be able to look at a conker in the same way again.

You poor thing, its bad enough just looking at Gary Lineker, never mind having his meat and two veg displayed in your living room, you may need counselling, 😱