Surgery

[Jimenez]

Missed the fact that you went in but glad you're OK.
Can I cop a feel of your new set of boobs when you're next in Se25?

Part Time Jamelia

 

[ASCPFC]

All this over a sprained ankle. Drama queen.

 

[Part Time James]

All this over a sprained ankle. Drama queen.

You're just disappointed I don't have breasts.

 

[ASCPFC]

You're just disappointed I don't have breasts.

If you're anything like I'm getting, you probably have moobs.

 

[Part Time James]

If you're anything like I'm getting, you probably have moobs.

I actually have alright pecs. I can do that thing where you make them twitch independently. Although I suspect most people can and it's only utter bell ends that do it publicly.

 

[ASCPFC]

I actually have alright pecs. I can do that thing where you make them twitch independently. Although I suspect most people can and it's only utter bell ends that do it publicly.

I can move my ears like Stan Laurel.

 

[Part Time James]

I can move my ears like Stan Laurel.

Yeah me too, he's dead.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I can move my ears like Stan Laurel.

I can eat like Oliver Hardy

 

[becky]

I actually have alright pecs. I can do that thing where you make them twitch independently. Although I suspect most people can and it's only utter bell ends that do it publicly.

Video or it didn't happen...........

 

[ASCPFC]

I had a bit of an accident in the 70s in an experimental aircraft. Operations were cheaper back then - it only cost 6 million dollars to rebuild me. I'm pretty good at opening jars but the dog gets annoyed with the noise I make when I run. All of the slow motion is a bit annoying for my missus. When I reach for the top shelf in the supermarket, she can barely contain herself.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

recently had a bone marrow biopsy.
what a treat.
a case of, lets find the longest needle in the hospital & stick it in Bobs arse.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

I had a bit of an accident in the 70s in an experimental aircraft. Operations were cheaper back then - it only cost 6 million dollars to rebuild me. I'm pretty good at opening jars but the dog gets annoyed with the noise I make when I run. All of the slow motion is a bit annoying for my missus. When I reach for the top shelf in the supermarket, she can barely contain herself.

one for the older punters, mr.Austin. 🙂 😎

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I had a bit of an accident in the 70s in an experimental aircraft. Operations were cheaper back then - it only cost 6 million dollars to rebuild me. I'm pretty good at opening jars but the dog gets annoyed with the noise I make when I run. All of the slow motion is a bit annoying for my missus. When I reach for the top shelf in the supermarket, she can barely contain herself.

Steve Austin Allegro.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

I had a bit of an accident in the 70s in an experimental aircraft. Operations were cheaper back then - it only cost 6 million dollars to rebuild me.

and six million dollars today ? not enough to rebuild a Championship team or a new Foyer at the Local Council offices. Rebuild the body of Steve Austin ? Today ? barely enough money to keep Madonna's lips in plastic surgery.

 

[HeathMan]

Hello James - Hope you are now getting back to full time on many of your activities after your surgery.

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

recently had a bone marrow biopsy.
what a treat.
a case of, lets find the longest needle in the hospital & stick it in Bobs arse.

Yep, horrible aren't they? I've had four. Just wait till you've had a bone marrow transplant - that's when things get really nasty.

 

[totoshkin]

Yep, horrible aren't they? I've had four. Just wait till you've had a bone marrow transplant - that's when things get really nasty.

Can you just shut it ! I am trying to drink my coffee.

 

[ASCPFC]

Can you just shut it ! I am trying to drink my coffee.

Reminds me of a guy on holiday who had blood hepatitis or something. He started telling me about blood pouring from every orifice. It continued and continued. I had a bit of a hangover and was turning a little green. I want to thank that guy as I still remember it and the holiday was about fifteen years ago.

 

[dreamwaverider]

I have come across one or two posters who seem to have 'disappeared' from here.

To follow up on a morbid note, James.

How were you planning to let Homesdale know if the worst had happened?

p.s. Delighted by the way you made it.

 

[mezzer]

I have come across one or two posters who seem to have 'disappeared' from here.

To follow up on a morbid note, James.

How were you planning to let Homesdale know if the worst had happened?

p.s. Delighted by the way you made it.

Good point.

When I check out I think the way I'd like to let everyone know is when a VAR is announced at Selhurst. You get that background daunting music. After a suitable period of nailbiting I'd want to suddenly flash up on the screen with a Harry Enfield style "Only MEeee" with an RIP beside me.