Surgery

[mezzer]

You're only part time as it is. It would be bad form to be late as well.
Good luck with it. For when I depart this mortal coil I initially thought it would be nice gesture if the jerk chicken shack next to the ground released black smoke, but then people would get fed up with mourning me every match day. I' d be quite happy if I posthumously broke the record for people saying "the b****** owed me a fiver".

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Thanks gents. How are you chaps hoping to be remembered if your name came up on the scoreboard to lament your passing? Any requests?

Maybe VAR coming up saying "Checking for pulse" then "Verdict: definitely brown bread"

statistically speaking , you will 99.9% probably be ok. And , to be honest, Surgery ? its probably more risky walking through Croydon on a Saturday night.

When i underwent a procedure at Mayday, i requested the anaethesist use only a modest quantity of his elixer. In my opinion, the effing meds are more of a kick than the scalpels & whatever illness it is they are getting at.

you will be ok. try to think of happy thoughts..........the FA cup would be my suggestion. I loved it at Mayday cos all the old Porters wheeling me around in the wheelchair were Eagles. And the squad went up to Citeh and spanked them that weekend. Everybody on the ward was smiling that afternoon.

 

[Part Time James]

The guy doing my surgery later, advertises that he has treated Premier League footballers. I was going to double check Nathan Ferguson and Connor Wickham weren't amongst his victims but he seems a bit humourless. Anyway, thanks all for the well wishes and the laughs. You're a good lot.

 

[Part Time James]

I know no one really cares that much but I am out of surgery and still a weirdo.

 

[ASCPFC]

I know no one really cares that much but I am out of surgery and still a weirdo.

Congratulations - hope it went well. It's the off season so we are slightly bothered. But don't do it during the season.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I know no one really cares that much but I am out of surgery and still a weirdo.

Glad it went OK & hope recovery is quick. If Weirdectomies were available the queue would endless.

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

I know no one really cares that much but I am out of surgery and still a weirdo.

There, you see, it wasn't that bad was it.

Hope recovery goes well.

 

[Part Time James]

Thanks folks. I know it was self indulgent to post about it on here but all your kind words helped me through something I was nervous about. If pints of beer were still a quid I'd owe you all one, but as they aren't - buy your own.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Thank goodness you are still part time rather than being sacked on the old cutting board.

Here's to your speedy recovery.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I know no one really cares that much but I am out of surgery and still a weirdo.

F*** it, I was just going to start the RIP thread as well🤣

Good on you though mate, at least the cocktail of drugs you’re probably on gives you an excuse to be weird at the moment 🤣

 

[Part Time James]

F*** it, I was just going to start the RIP thread as well🤣

Good on you though mate, at least the cocktail of drugs you’re probably on gives you an excuse to be weird at the moment 🤣

Not on any, I currently have a nerve block on my leg though, can't feel anything below the knee.

 

[totoshkin]

Not on any, I currently have a nerve block on my leg though, can't feel anything below the knee.

I have the same problem about 15 inches higher. Keep smiling - the Palace family loves you!

 

[PalazioVecchio]

I currently have a nerve block on my leg though, can't feel anything below the knee.

assuming your other leg is ok, you are probably still better off than Benteke.

 

[mezzer]

Not on any, I currently have a nerve block on my leg though, can't feel anything below the knee.

Bit worrying, seeing as you went in to have your shoulder done, but I'm sure they know what they're doing. Welcome back to the land of the able.

 

[cryrst]

Ingrowing toenails can be a bark 🤔

 

[Pikester]

Missed the fact that you went in but glad you're OK.
Can I cop a feel of your new set of boobs when you're next in Se25?

 

[Part Time James]

Missed the fact that you went in but glad you're OK.
Can I cop a feel of your new set of boobs when you're next in Se25?

Finally somebody asked. Yes, bring a trampoline if you like.

 

[palace_in_frogland]

Finally somebody asked. Yes, bring a trampoline if you like.

Boing, boing, flubble flubble.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Probably nearing the time for photos on this thread ? scar tissue, or new cup size lingerie ? 😀

 

[Part Time James]

Probably nearing the time for photos on this thread ? scar tissue, or new cup size lingerie ? 😀

Haha nothing to see. I had a tendon and ligament repaired in my ankle and it's all bound up in bandages and a walking boot. Not glamorous at all in the end!