Surgery

[Part Time James]

I am going in for my first ever surgical procedure tomorrow. As a notorious wet lettuce and part time drama queen, I have been thinking about what happens if I die under general anaesthetic.

Some fans get a round of applause or a minute silence, but I'm not significant enough of a fan to warrant either.

However, could I still request that members of the HOL group together for a synchronised wolf whistle on the 69th minute of a game?

And this leads me to make this a more interactive thread, how would you like to be celebrated during a football match? I think Warnock requested that fans sing about him being a w**ker when he passes?

 

[ASCPFC]

I am going in for my first ever surgical procedure tomorrow. As a notorious wet lettuce and part time drama queen, I have been thinking about what happens if I die under general anaesthetic.

Some fans get a round of applause or a minute silence, but I'm not significant enough of a fan to warrant either.

However, could I still request that members of the HOL group together for a synchronised wolf whistle on the 69th minute of a game?

And this leads me to make this a more interactive thread, how would you like to be celebrated during a football match? I think Warnock requested that fans sing about him being a w**ker when he passes?

So afterwards you'll be Mrs Part time James?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I am going in for my first ever surgical procedure tomorrow. As a notorious wet lettuce and part time drama queen, I have been thinking about what happens if I die under general anaesthetic.

Some fans get a round of applause or a minute silence, but I'm not significant enough of a fan to warrant either.

However, could I still request that members of the HOL group together for a synchronised wolf whistle on the 69th minute of a game?

And this leads me to make this a more interactive thread, how would you like to be celebrated during a football match? I think Warnock requested that fans sing about him being a w**ker when he passes?

Good luck with it.
Fans were unusually accommodating of Warnock's request. Even before he requested it.
Old Colin is a curious looking fellow. Looks like Widow Twankey before the make up is finished.

 

[Part Time James]

So afterwards you'll be Mrs Part time James?

I'm receptive to this because my plums struggle to find security in ladies undergarments. However, tomorrow's surgery is a lot less glamorous.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I'm receptive to this because my plums struggle to find security in ladies undergarments. However, tomorrow's surgery is a lot less glamorous.

Don't worry. If you're in that department security will be all over the CCTV.

 

[ASCPFC]

I'm receptive to this because my plums struggle to find security in ladies undergarments. However, tomorrow's surgery is a lot less glamorous.

Best of luck anyway. I hope it goes ok. If it means anything I'm sure it'll be fine.

Here's Warnock's Irish cousin: https://amp.rte.ie/amp/1445290/

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

I am going in for my first ever surgical procedure tomorrow. As a notorious wet lettuce and part time drama queen, I have been thinking about what happens if I die under general anaesthetic.

Some fans get a round of applause or a minute silence, but I'm not significant enough of a fan to warrant either.

However, could I still request that members of the HOL group together for a synchronised wolf whistle on the 69th minute of a game?

And this leads me to make this a more interactive thread, how would you like to be celebrated during a football match? I think Warnock requested that fans sing about him being a w**ker when he passes?

Hope all goes well with your surgery and, don't worry, you won't feel a thing. Trust you'll enjoy a favourable outcome.

 

[Part Time James]

Thanks gents. How are you chaps hoping to be remembered if your name came up on the scoreboard to lament your passing? Any requests?

Maybe VAR coming up saying "Checking for pulse" then "Verdict: definitely brown bread"

 

[ASCPFC]

Thanks gents. How are you chaps hoping to be remembered if your name came up on the scoreboard to lament your passing? Any requests?

Maybe VAR coming up saying "Checking for pulse" then "Verdict: definitely brown bread"

I pay for the gray bin and intend to make full use of it. Plus, when old you tend to be smaller and weigh less. Unless you're Neville Southall.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

All the best to you James, hope it all goes well

My mrs once asked me if I’d want my ashes scattered over the pitch at selhurst…..to which my answer was, no I bloody wouldn’t, I spent a lifetime looking forward to the final whistle so I can get the hell out of there, sod being stuck there for all eternity 🤣🤣

 

[Part Time James]

All the best to you James, hope it all goes well

My mrs once asked me if I’d want my ashes scattered over the pitch at selhurst…..to which my answer was, no I bloody wouldn’t, I spent a lifetime looking forward to the final whistle so I can get the hell out of there, sod being stuck there for all eternity 🤣🤣

Wouldn't mind my ashes blown into Lewis Dunk's eyes.

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

Wouldn't mind my ashes blown into Lewis Dunk's eyes.

So glad your imminent op has put you in a positive frame of mind.

 

[becky]

I am going in for my first ever surgical procedure tomorrow. As a notorious wet lettuce and part time drama queen, I have been thinking about what happens if I die under general anaesthetic.

Some fans get a round of applause or a minute silence, but I'm not significant enough of a fan to warrant either.

However, could I still request that members of the HOL group together for a synchronised wolf whistle on the 69th minute of a game?

And this leads me to make this a more interactive thread, how would you like to be celebrated during a football match? I think Warnock requested that fans sing about him being a w**ker when he passes?

Good luck for tomorrow and hope it all goes well for you.

If someone close notifies the Webmaster, I'm sure Hol will respond with your very own personal 'Dead' thread, just a shame you would never get to read it........

just for the record though, I would say nice things about you......

 

[Part Time James]

Good luck for tomorrow and hope it all goes well for you.

If someone close notifies the Webmaster, I'm sure Hol will respond with your very own personal 'Dead' thread, just a shame you would never get to read it........

just for the record though, I would say nice things about you......

Aw thank you.

Tempted not to notify you either way for a week or so just so I can have a dead thread. Don't just remember me for my recent work as a middle aged pervert, but my former work a few years back (pre-flounce) when I was the board's very own 30-something pervert.

 

[palace_in_frogland]

Good luck with the op PTJ, don’t forget to let them know what your new pronouns will be before they put you under.

 

[Part Time James]

Good luck with the op PTJ, don’t forget to let them know what your new pronouns will be before they put you under.

It's the ones afterwards that matter!

Fortunately I've gone private so I'm not too worried about the surgeon taking phone camera shots to determine my pronouns.

 

[ASCPFC]

It's the ones afterwards that matter!

Fortunately I've gone private so I'm not too worried about the surgeon taking phone camera shots to determine my pronouns.

Watch out for the jokes as a first timer. Like "oops, where are my scissors?".

 

[totoshkin]

Best of luck tomorrow. As my wife says to me each time I have something done - you’ll be fine.

 

[ASCPFC]

And don't worry too much anyway - you only need one.

 

[martin2412]

You'll be ok..... Probably