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Songs for the final....?

One for J-P Mateta:
It's semi-French origin, "Alouette" (when pronounced "Alouetta") might go down well with J-P???
It lends itself to our striker's name quite nicely:

Our Mateta, Jean-Phillipe Mateta
Our Mateta, he scores goals for fun

etc etc.

Fantastique ???
Perhaps not. Needs work, I'll give it some thought.
Many options though...

With apologies to French-Canadian fur trappers everywhere
 
The alouette is good but you need to change the second line - la la lah la la would be better. How about we sing to the tune of their blue moon when we go two nil up "two nil, we always win 2-0 we always win 2-0".
 
For Daniel Munoz:

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand. Just replace 'Barbra Sreisand' with 'Daniel Munoz'.

For Maxence Lacroix:

KC & C The Sunshine Band - That's the way I like it. Replace 'ah oh ah ha' with 'Maxence Lacroix'


Our extensive Palace chanting committee believe these tick all the boxes for originality, catchy and easy. We will all be pushing these hard in the Wembley build up.

We're working hard on one for Adam Wharton. We have one for Chris Richards but there are concerns from some committee members it may be deemed too un PC. What this space.
 
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One for J-P Mateta:
It's semi-French origin, "Alouette" (when pronounced "Alouetta") might go down well with J-P???
It lends itself to our striker's name quite nicely:

Our Mateta, Jean-Phillipe Mateta
Our Mateta, he scores goals for fun

etc etc.

Fantastique ???
Perhaps not. Needs work, I'll give it some thought.
Many options though...

With apologies to French-Canadian fur trappers everywhere

I really like that, esp with the la la lah la la mod.
 
Being an old fogey, I'm not one for singing at a football match.

Regrettably, I am unable to join you at Wembley on Saturday, otherwise you would hear me yelling frequently Up The Palace! to show my support for the team and Go On My Son! when a player makes a stunning move. Unfortunately I no longer have my rattle which added greatly to the atmosphere.
 
For Daniel Munoz:

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand. Just replace 'Barbra Sreisand' with 'Daniel Munoz'.

For Maxence Lacroix:

KC & C The Sunshine Band - That's the way I like it. Replace 'uh ah uh ah' with 'Maxence Lacroix'


Our extensive Palace chanting committee believe these tick all the boxes for originality, catchy and easy. We will all be pushing these hard in the Wembley build up.

We're working hard on one for Adam Wharton. We have one for Chris Richards but there are concerns from some committee members it may be deemed too un PC. What this space.
Both of these are seriously top notch.

What's the Chris Richards one?
 
Both of these are seriously top notch.

What's the Chris Richards one?
Thank you,

The Chris Richards song:
To the tune of Macho Man by Village People:

Afro Afro man
Chris Richards is our Afro Man
(repeat many times)

Feedback required before taking this to the terraces.

To give some context, Chris Richards rhymes with nothing. We've attempted many with USA and Alabama (where he's from) but nothing quite fits, so we've landed on this.

 
Whilst we're at it. Newly released Adam Wharton song:
To the tune of Charles & Eddie - Would I Lie To You

Looking side to side
And his eyes are open wide
Adam Wharton our baby
Adam Wharton our baby, yeah

Don't you know it's true,
That he plays in red n blue,
Adam Wharton our baby, yeah
(repeat)

 
One for J-P Mateta:
It's semi-French origin, "Alouette" (when pronounced "Alouetta") might go down well with J-P???
It lends itself to our striker's name quite nicely:

Our Mateta, Jean-Phillipe Mateta
Our Mateta, he scores goals for fun

etc etc.

Fantastique ???
Perhaps not. Needs work, I'll give it some thought.
Many options though...

With apologies to French-Canadian fur trappers everywhere
Need a link to the tune, please.

The trouble you have here is that Mateta already has the best chant in football.
 
Thank you,

The Chris Richards song:
To the tune of Macho Man by Village People:

Afro Afro man
Chris Richards is our Afro Man
(repeat many times)

Feedback required before taking this to the terraces.

To give some context, Chris Richards rhymes with nothing. We've attempted many with USA and Alabama (where he's from) but nothing quite fits, so we've landed on this.

Feedback - I cant stop singing it. Well done again. Some serious legs in this one.
 
Whilst we're at it. Newly released Adam Wharton song:
To the tune of Charles & Eddie - Would I Lie To You

Looking side to side
And his eyes are open wide
Adam Wharton our baby
Adam Wharton our baby, yeah

Don't you know it's true,
That he plays in red n blue,
Adam Wharton our baby, yeah
(repeat)

Our baby? Our baby?

How about Adam and the Ants:

He’s coming
He’s coming
Adam Wharton is something to be scared off.

Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Turn your back on Super Adam Wharton

Here’s the king
Here’s the king
Here’s the king, it’s super Adam Wharton
 

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