Songs for the final....?

[boborun]

Whilst we're at it. Newly released Adam Wharton song:
To the tune of Charles & Eddie - Would I Lie To You

Looking side to side
And his eyes are open wide
Adam Wharton our baby
Adam Wharton our baby, yeah

Don't you know it's true,
That he plays in red n blue,
Adam Wharton our baby, yeah
(repeat)

 

[boborun]

Thank you,

The Chris Richards song:
To the tune of Macho Man by Village People:

Afro Afro man
Chris Richards is our Afro Man
(repeat many times)

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To give some context, Chris Richards rhymes with nothing. We've attempted many with USA and Alabama (where he's from) but nothing quite fits, so we've landed on this.

 

[boborun]

I love it! But maybe we should run it by him first?

 

[Canterbury Palace]

Still sad I never managed to get anyone to sing Kum by yah Joel Ward, Kum by yah.

I mean, one of the best songs in school assembly, even us dark little heathens have a soft spot for Christian belters.

Never give up on your dreams. Have you considered Ka-Ma-Da my lord?

 

[mart.denman]

Sung to the tune of Blue Monday

How does it feel , when Whartons on the ball.
He'll tear up your defences & you will win f*** all!!

 

[Timtwowheels]

Time to bring back "Tiptoe through the 'olmesdale with yer boots on, get ya head kicked in"

Not quite as threatening and decidedly un-PC these days, but I remember all the kids at the front of the Holmesdale in the 70's singing:
" Chelsea fans in distress, throw their handbags in the air,
La, la, la, la; la, la'
Sung to the tune of: 'This old man, he played two, he played nic-nac on my shoe"