Sayings you don't hear anymore

[Lanzo-Ad]

Sorry, i respect your opinion

 

[eagleheath]

I’ll go to the foot of my stairs

 

[Willo]

"Bottoms Up" - In relation to imbibing from a glass.

 

[mezzer]

Stone the crows
Stone me

When I was at primary school my Mum referred to one of the other Mums, who was clearly fond of a doughnut, as 'Ere's me head, me a*se is coming.
Unaware at that age of the concept of confidentiality, Little Mezzer got it in the neck for calling her this to one of the other Mums, who just so happened to be best friends with aforementioned 'Ere's me head.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I’ll go to the foot of my stairs

Are you my nan?

She’s been dead since 1978, but just thought I’d ask 😀
That was one of hers on a regular basis, usually when I was being a pain in the arse

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Oy! Four eyes!
Kicked in the goolies.
Leg it.
Flash the ash.
Cherry! (When someone goes red from embarrassment).
Bundle (when a fight starts. Sometimes resulting in claret everywhere).
Wotcher (as a greeting).
Radio Rental (emotional condition).
I couldn't half... (I wouldn't mind).
That's up the pictures (broken/not going to happen).
Put the mockers on.
Dummy all (fooled you).
Gawd, blimey.

 

[becky]

Two phrases, same meaning:

All red hat and no knickers, or

All fur coat and no knickers

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Oy! Four eyes!
Kicked in the goolies.
Leg it.
Flash the ash.
Cherry! (When someone goes red from embarrassment).
Bundle (when a fight starts. Sometimes resulting in claret everywhere).
Wotcher (as a greeting).
Radio Rental (emotional condition).
I couldn't half... (I wouldn't mind).
That's up the pictures (broken/not going to happen).
Put the mockers on.
Dummy all (fooled you).
Gawd, blimey.

cherry, isa good one Teddy!
Bundle(s) also.

How about ' Duffed up ' as in beaten up.
not preggers (up the duff)

 

[ASCPFC]

"Bottoms Up" - In relation to imbibing from a glass.

Still used in various all male clubs with dancing.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

cherry, isa good one Teddy!
Bundle(s) also.

How about ' Duffed up ' as in beaten up.
not preggers (up the duff)

Yep. A crew of Bovver Boys, with Bovver Boots of course, after some aggro often duffed up some merchant wearing Tesco Bombers.

 

[Willo]

Still used in various all male clubs with dancing.

My days of frequenting clubs are in the mists of time and I certainly never entered the doors of such "All male" establishments.
I attended clubs seeking dalliances with the 'Fairer sex'.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

An Englishman, an Irishman , and an ( insert identity ) man.....walk into a Bar.

 

[Willo]

To a bartender - "Would you like a drink ?"

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

Palace lose at Old Trafford again.

 

[bromerzz]

Can I bum a fag mate?

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Can I bum a fag mate?

circa 1970 -80. 🙂

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

''Spam !....spam..!''
said to a bald headed man, whilst hold hair off forehead.

 

[JRW2]

Frequently heard at home when I was a child (1950s): "You'd laugh to see a pudding crawl."

"(S)he's all there and halfway back", about a cheekily bright child.

"Stone (or starve) the crows", in response to something very surprising.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

That fella is such a Miser, when you call to his house he would be eating his dinner out of a drawer.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

After you
Thank you
oh, a good point well made. You have bettered me in this heated discussion. Well done, I give up.