Sayings you don't hear anymore

[PalazioVecchio]

oh i saw a really good programme on the BBC

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Well bugger me with a fish fork

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You don't smoke? Really? Huh.
That Madonna is well fit.

 

[martin2412]

For some reason men don't say 'well blow me' anymore when they're surprised at something

 

[totoshkin]

For some reason men don't say 'well blow me' anymore when they're surprised at something

Never did it was always Well blow me down!

 

[Penge Eagle]

You have two hopes... Bob and none!

Anyone got a light?

It's wicked!

 

[becky]

The wind'll change and you'll stay like that (when pulling silly faces)

If you don't stop now, I'll give you something to cry for (when crying 'cos you couldn't have your own way)

You'll be laughing the other side of your face in a minute

I'll knock you into the other side of next week

Always keep your hand on your ha'penny (one for the ladies)

 

[Cucking Funt]

Oh you are a card sir, a real card - Sydney Greenstreet to Bogey in the Maltese Falcons.

I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.

 

[RubinsCube]

"My a*se, your face"

In reply to a smoker asking if anyone has a match.

 

[martin2412]

If you keep doing that you'll go blind

 

[Eden Eagle]

Gordon Bennett!

 

[PalazioVecchio]

The Conservatives stand for most of my core values, and they are better than that other load of reprobates.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Wales are going well in the rugby.

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

I.m not ashamed to say that I am known to utter one or two of the aforementioned phrases and others such as:
You could knock me down with a feather.
As right as rain.
Blimey O'Reilly.
S'elp me Bob or swap me Bob.
Palace'll win the Cup this year.

 

[Willo]

Only tonight in a local Public House, I used the expression "Pep in my step" and concluded that this is not a phrase that one hears too often these days.

 

[Eagleman13]

Never did it was always Well blow me down!

No, it was 'Blow Me'

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

No, it was 'Blow Me'

Don't beg. It's very unseemly 😀

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

No, it was 'Blow Me'

Yes, as a more polite derivation of blimey, which is generally easier to exclaim than 'blind me father, for I have sinned'.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Golly !
or Golly gosh!

dont spoil the ship for hapeth of tar
(its actually shep, as in sheep, but most say ship)

bugger me ! (very risky nowdays)

im not as green as im cabbage looking

chutzpa

 

[beak]

Palace have signed someone!