what kind of a normal fella is going to take a job as a Santa ? not exactly the chief exec of Google. Mostly its nutjobs, druggies and the longterm unemployed.
i recall, as a schoolboy, we had pegged the local Santa as being aggressive & gobby. You shout 'hiya Santa' from twenty yards away. The answer was like an aggressive Father Jack. "yis come here and say that and yis will be minus one or two balls".
Needless to say, his infamy and notoriety led to dozens of schoolboys descending upon the grotto to be insulted and threatened. Again, hilarious.
the management thinking "ah jaysus, is Frank at it again ?"