Sage's first day at work

[Part Time James]

If Sage is anything like me then he'll probably spend his first day setting up his email account and passwords, finding the toilet and kitchen, and being introduced to loads of people, none of whose name or job title he'll remember the next day.

When he gets home his wife will ask 'How was your first day?' and he'll say 'Fine, they all seem nice enough. Not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing, though...'

Checking how good the WIFI is in the toilets

 

[Pikester]

What's he going to do in the afternoon?

Bring Johnson back in to tell him he vastly overestimated the size of the project.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

I think he will arrive fully-loaded with French attitude. at around 12:10pm. He'll then nip to Sainbury's for a few bottles of vin and a couple of croissants, and commence lunch at approximately 12:32. Lunch will last until Wednesday afternoon, followed by a long nap. When Sage awakes, it'll be the weekend.
And if you try to reprimand him, he'll go on strike and block all entrances to Selhurst with French trucks

Vive La France 😀