Rachel Reeves

[silvertop]

I shall be watching the Budget with a coterie of Conservatives and will spend time afterwards discussing the implications.Without a shadow of doubt Reeves and Labour will be on the end of unrelenting inventive, ordure raining in akin to Tomahawk missiles.

As I shall be privileged to be in their esteemed company for a considerable length of time engaging in internal and external discussions, I will not have the opportunity to respond on HOL in the immediate aftermath.
Of course I shall be profoundly drunk, slurring wistfully about the grand old days of Lady T.

EFA

 

[silvertop]

Anyone else notice they are in jail awaiting trial. Yet courts don't deny bail to people who have committed far more serious crimes.

I wonder why?

They're from Eastern Europe!

Err, flight risk??

 

[Willo]

EFA

🤣 🤣

I still extol and acclaim Margaret Thatcher, sometimes during bouts of a few 'Tinctures', perhaps with not as much clarity as usual.
🤣👍

 

[dreamwaverider]

I shall be watching the Budget with a coterie of Conservatives and will spend time afterwards discussing the implications.Without a shadow of doubt Reeves and Labour will be on the end of unrelenting inventive, ordure raining in akin to Tomahawk missiles.

As I shall be privileged to be in their esteemed company for a considerable length of time engaging in internal and external discussions, I will not have the opportunity to respond on HOL in the immediate aftermath.
Of course I shall be profoundly in disagreement with the measures announced, spitting out fury akin to a hail of machine gun fire. 😡

Sounds like you will be having a very exciting day. Have fun. Think I would prefer the dentist!

 

[Badger11]

They're from Eastern Europe!

Err, flight risk??

Only if they are coming to the UK 😀

 

[Spiderman]

They're from Eastern Europe!

Err, flight risk??

True, one was arrested trying to leave the UK. The lack of media coverage is interesting though, considering it was an arson attack on property belonging to the PM. Super injunction? If so, can’t think why 😉

 

[Spiderman]

Sounds like you will be having a very exciting day. Have fun. Think I would prefer the dentist!

I might watch my freshly painted walls. Sorry if I sound like Lewis Dunk 🤣🤣

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

I shall be watching the Budget with a coterie of Conservatives and will spend time afterwards discussing the implications.Without a shadow of doubt Reeves and Labour will be on the end of unrelenting inventive, ordure raining in akin to Tomahawk missiles.

As I shall be privileged to be in their esteemed company for a considerable length of time engaging in internal and external discussions, I will not have the opportunity to respond on HOL in the immediate aftermath.
Of course I shall be profoundly in disagreement with the measures announced, spitting out fury akin to a hail of machine gun fire. 😡

I have interpreted the above to mean you will be watching with other members at the local Conservative club. Getting a bit sloshed on champers and brandy 😀

 

[chris123]

I have interpreted the above to mean you will be watching with other members at the local Conservative club. Getting a bit sloshed on champers and brandy 😀

None of that French muck!!

 

[Willo]

I have interpreted the above to mean you will be watching with other members at the local Conservative club. Getting a bit sloshed on champers and brandy 😀

I regret to inform you that your interpretation is awry.
I shall not be 'infesting' a local Conservative Club, I shall be at an establishment far removed from the West Sussex coast.
I suspect that some in my company might enjoy a 'Tincture' or two, as for 'Yours Truly' I have a proclivity to imbibe intoxicating liquids somewhat later in the day.

 

[NEILLO]

I regret to inform you that your interpretation is awry.
I shall not be 'infesting' a local Conservative Club, I shall be at an establishment far removed from the West Sussex coast.
I suspect that some in my company might enjoy a 'Tincture' or two, as for 'Yours Truly' I have a proclivity to imbibe intoxicating liquids somewhat later in the day.

Reeves is going to hike the tax on booze so get stuck in - the more you drink the more tax you avoid

 

[Spiderman]

I have interpreted the above to mean you will be watching with other members at the local Conservative club. Getting a bit sloshed on champers and brandy 😀

Soaked up with foie gras on toasted rye

 

[Spiderman]

I regret to inform you that your interpretation is awry.
I shall not be 'infesting' a local Conservative Club, I shall be at an establishment far removed from the West Sussex coast.
I suspect that some in my company might enjoy a 'Tincture' or two, as for 'Yours Truly' I have a proclivity to imbibe intoxicating liquids somewhat later in the day.

So you watch others getting pissed before you do? 🤣

 

[Stirlingsays]

Britain is roughly 2.7 to 3 trillion pound in debt depending upon what measure you use.

If we translate that into years to give a sense of scale.

One million minutes is roughly mid-2023.

One billion minutes is 123 AD, so right smack in the Roman Empire's golden period.

One trillion minutes is 1.9 million years ago.....Modern humans wouldn't appear for 1.4-1.6 million years.

We are fecked.

Now consider the mess that 38 trillion dollar debt that America find themselves in.

Translated to British pounds they are £29.13 trillion in debt.

 

[Willo]

So you watch others getting pissed before you do? 🤣

I have seen some tumble akin to Gloucestershire's cheese chasers !
I have been known to lubricate my larynx in moderation, thereby not having to cling on to objects like a limpet to a rock.

 

[ASCPFC]

I have seen some tumble akin to Gloucestershire's cheese chasers !
I have been known to lubricate my larynx in moderation, thereby not having to cling on to objects like a limpet to a rock.

When I walked home Friday night, the whole pavement was moving. Crazy earthquakes we get here. At least my singing was definitely brilliant.

 

[Willo]

When I walked home Friday night, the whole pavement was moving. Crazy earthquakes we get here. At least my singing was definitely brilliant.

I have a vision of you wobbling like a bowl of jellied consomme, singing with decibel levels beyond Brian Blessed.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I have seen some tumble akin to Gloucestershire's cheese chasers !
I have been known to lubricate my larynx in moderation, thereby not having to cling on to objects like a limpet to a rock.

As Dean Martin said - You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

 

[Willo]

In the final analysis Rachel Reeves will tax people who work and save, to increase benefits for millions who do not. 😡

 

[chris123]

Britain is roughly 2.7 to 3 trillion pound in debt depending upon what measure you use.

If we translate that into years to give a sense of scale.

One million minutes is roughly mid-2023.

One billion minutes is 123 AD, so right smack in the Roman Empire's golden period.

One trillion minutes is 1.9 million years ago.....Modern humans wouldn't appear for 1.4-1.6 million years.

We are fecked.

Now consider the mess that 38 trillion dollar debt that America find themselves in.

Translated to British pounds they are £29.13 trillion in debt.

Still better than France