pretend transfer talk

[BromleyMonkey]

I think we should scout the Scottish market

Wee Jock PooPong McPlop…….he cleans public toilets in Aberdeen, but rumour has it when playing he’s not your usual ‘bog’ standard player as he’s a good ‘floater’ out on the wing and can ‘dump’ over a good cross.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

yes you do, I don't get it

Father Christmas gives gifts of goals in defence.

 

[mr. apollo]

Father Christmas in defence. Need I say more?

He'd be gifting goals to the opposition

 

[ex hibitionist]

Martok Ferengi

captain of a subdivision of the Romulan fleet - very strong in the tackle, fierce competitor with a very powerful shot, excellent spacial awareness and sense of direction, cheaper than a Klingon

 

[ex hibitionist]

Priapic Peccadillo

Greco-Italian wonderkid - intimidates defenders with his thrusting runs in the penalty area. His groin issues have been well publicised.

 

[palace_in_frogland]

Justin Thyme - I think we finally signed him a minute before the transfer window closed.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Justin Thyme - I think we finally signed him a minute before the transfer window closed.

sadly Mr Deadline was one that got away

 

[PalazioVecchio]

God anywhere. Cos he’s good in the air.

god's speed is amazingly fast. He can get from A to B in a nanosecond. Which is an especially difficult achievement when you are Omnipresent.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Wes Craven's new Slasher Horror movie

Benteke versus Shefki Kuqi ............. the Return from the retirement home.