Predictors that your new acquaintance will likely be a T0$ser

[Teddy Eagle]

You have my sympathy

It's appreciated but we all have our crosses to bear. It's not too bad except when they try to nick my pork scratchings.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

he drives fast like a selfish cv.nt. Never uses his indicators. And beeps a lot at people who are too slow in front of him. Also races through late Amber lights in heavily populated places.

basically any kind of driving repeat-offender.

MSN

https://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/news/national/24584255.cowards-way-out-speeding-driver-jailed-absence-joggers-death/

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

It's appreciated but we all have our crosses to bear. It's not too bad except when they try to nick my pork scratchings.

pork scratchings / aka toe nails.
I'm afraid thats you on the naughty list Ted.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

pork scratchings / aka toe nails.
I'm afraid thats you on the naughty list Ted.

Probably on the waiting list for a heart transplant too.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

he drives fast like a selfish cv.nt. Never uses his indicators. And beeps a lot at people who are too slow in front of him. Also races through late Amber lights in heavily populated places.

basically any kind of driving repeat-offender.

MSN

https://www.ledburyreporter.co.uk/news/national/24584255.cowards-way-out-speeding-driver-jailed-absence-joggers-death/

We’re back to BMW owners again 😀

 

[Pete53]

We’re back to BMW owners again 😀

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have pricks on the inside.

 

[Nicholas91]

Any bloke who walks around almost on tip-toes, chest out, grinning to himself for no particular reason. Especially in a pub. And yes, they probably do own a BMW or a Land Rover... and support Chelsea. I actually have an anecdote which exactly represents this, haha.

If there was any justification for hitting someone bare-fisted and hard enough to knock them out, it is this. If you ever wanted an indication that the World W@nker Champion had just arrived, it's that boastful and smarmy approach. They could do with a reality check and a lowered peg, for everybody else's sake and their own.

This is a great thread, I've a million more I'm sure 🤣

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Any bloke who walks around almost on tip-toes, chest out, grinning to himself for no particular reason. Especially in a pub. And yes, they probably do own a BMW or a Land Rover... and support Chelsea. I actually have an anecdote which exactly represents this, haha.

If there was any justification for hitting someone bare-fisted and hard enough to knock them out, it is this. If you ever wanted an indication that the World W@nker Champion had just arrived, it's that boastful and smarmy approach. They could do with a reality check and a lowered peg, for everybody else's sake and their own.

This is a great thread, I've a million more I'm sure 🤣

So you have seen me in Sittingbourne Morrisons then🤣🤣

 

[Henry of Peckham]

Anyone who has used a pager in the Middle East? I now keep my mobile phone in a bucket of water ... just in case!

 

[Rudi Hedman]

So you have seen me in Sittingbourne Morrisons then🤣🤣

Also seen all over in Oxted, nice area though it is.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

they probably do own a BMW or a Land Rover... and support Chelsea.

John Terry got photographed dumping his Chelsea-tractor on a wheelchair parking-space. Cuckolding a genuinely disabled driver.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

John Terry got photographed dumping his Chelsea-tractor on a wheelchair parking-space. Cuckolding a genuinely disabled driver.

And yet usually he seemed so nice.

 

[RubinsCube]

John Terry got photographed dumping his Chelsea-tractor on a wheelchair parking-space. Cuckolding a genuinely disabled driver.

He almost flattened my wife (no, not in that way) in Leatherhead speeding around in the same vehicle.

Utter See You Next Tuesday.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

John Terry got photographed dumping his Chelsea-tractor on a wheelchair parking-space. Cuckolding a genuinely disabled driver.

‘’He f***s who he wants’’ as their song goes. What a guy