Years ago I went to a live showing of "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue", held in the Fairfield Hall. Jack Dee gave his usual opening monologue about the area, mentioning the local football team - cheers from the audience. He then mentioned that the Club's trophy room has recently been raided ("Ah" from the audience). When the police arrived, they found that all the carpets had been taken.🤣🤣
Another problem is where are we going to put the trophy? I’m sure I see SP and Brighty in IKEA looking for a cabinet
Well, it was funny when he told it!