Name the Club, name the stereotypes

[McAhuna]

Bohemians FC
lefty commie looney SF Palestine Flag, pronouns brigade. Antifa T shirts. A club supported by Greta Thunberg.

Bohemians’ virtue signalling as misdirected as their supporters’ flare attacks - Gript

Bohemians pitch themselves as “Ireland’s most progressive football club”, but the virtue-signalling doesn’t match the reality of fans injuring players with flares or violently attacking rivals, writes MATT TREACY.

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Irish or Czech Bohemians? I guess Irish

The Czech Bohemians is an interesting one. Loud passionate fans. Misfits. Dope smoking ultras, female ultras, supposedly left-wing but don't properly understand the term in 2026 and are actually conservative compared to Western European standards. Support a poor team of underachievers. Definitely the poor relations in the capital city (a bit like Palace).

 

[McAhuna]

Southampton:
Dull. Football fans who don't really like football. It's just there's not much else to do on Saturday in such a dull town.
Despise Pompey, supposedly because they are chavvy skates, but it's actually because they care about their club and are real supporters who actually make a noise.
Worshipped their best ever player like simps, calling him Le God; only to viciously turn and betray him for daring to express some mildly unconventional views on their world - which short-circuited their incredibly limited brain capacity. An unforgivable crime in their view that erased all those MoM performances and years of loyalty.
Never left Hampshire. Not because they like the place, but because they didn't realise anywhere else existed.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Larnaca
Sounds like a cream, you buy at Boots, to put on a sore toe.

 

[so many memories]

Arsenal. Generally Ponce's who never by a round, never flash the ash. Normally seen wearing the shirt when playing some lower team in the league down the pub, and quietly sulking off when the match has finished. Hark on about the good old Highbury days when they couldn't even find the place with a A-Z street map. Basically utter tossers.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Spurs
Probably the biggest Jewish football club in the World. Even including Israel in the list, Tottenham dwarf them. Football mediocrity incarnate. When they play Arsenal, its Biblical. Bagels and Strudel.
Never finishing above 6th in the table. Never in a serious relegation fight - almost.

World Class stadium...... shame about the trophy room.