Name the Club, name the stereotypes

[McAhuna]

Bohemians FC
lefty commie looney SF Palestine Flag, pronouns brigade. Antifa T shirts. A club supported by Greta Thunberg.

Bohemians’ virtue signalling as misdirected as their supporters’ flare attacks - Gript

Bohemians pitch themselves as “Ireland’s most progressive football club”, but the virtue-signalling doesn’t match the reality of fans injuring players with flares or violently attacking rivals, writes MATT TREACY.

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Irish or Czech Bohemians? I guess Irish

The Czech Bohemians is an interesting one. Loud passionate fans. Misfits. Dope smoking ultras, female ultras, supposedly left-wing but don't properly understand the term in 2026 and are actually conservative compared to Western European standards. Support a poor team of underachievers. Definitely the poor relations in the capital city (a bit like Palace).

 

[McAhuna]

Southampton:
Dull. Football fans who don't really like football. It's just there's not much else to do on Saturday in such a dull town.
Despise Pompey, supposedly because they are chavvy skates, but it's actually because they care about their club and are real supporters who actually make a noise.
Worshipped their best ever player like simps, calling him Le God; only to viciously turn and betray him for daring to express some mildly unconventional views on their world - which short-circuited their incredibly limited brain capacity. An unforgivable crime in their view that erased all those MoM performances and years of loyalty.
Never left Hampshire. Not because they like the place, but because they didn't realise anywhere else existed.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Larnaca
Sounds like a cream, you buy at Boots, to put on a sore toe.

 

[so many memories]

Arsenal. Generally Ponce's who never by a round, never flash the ash. Normally seen wearing the shirt when playing some lower team in the league down the pub, and quietly sulking off when the match has finished. Hark on about the good old Highbury days when they couldn't even find the place with a A-Z street map. Basically utter tossers.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Spurs
Probably the biggest Jewish football club in the World. Even including Israel in the list, Tottenham dwarf them. Football mediocrity incarnate. When they play Arsenal, its Biblical. Bagels and Strudel.
Never finishing above 6th in the table. Never in a serious relegation fight - almost.

World Class stadium...... shame about the trophy room.

 

[Linford]

Arsenal:
Always cheating.
Fickle, ungrateful, delusional fanbase.
Bottle jobs.

Chelsea:
Simpletons

 

[Stirlingsays]

West Ham: have a "way", won the world cup, all fans are from "Green St" and all their dads and uncles were in the "InterCity Firm". Cheeky, loveable true cockneys. Aspire to run a market stall. Always wonder why their club is sh1t. According to them, it always is - unless they can win the World Cup again.

Can confirm....married in family support them.
I now look for their results.

Hoping they can get out and survive and relegate Forest.

 

[Linford]

Can confirm....married in family support them.
I now look for their results.

Hoping they can get out and survive and relegate Forest.

Or Spurs 😂😂

 

[Stirlingsays]

Or Spurs 😂😂

Spurs in the Championship would be cool.....just for the novelty.

But Forest going down would be more richly deserved.

Thieving bastards.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Spurs in the Championship would be cool.....just for the novelty.

But Forest going down would be more richly deserved.

Thieving bastards.

Still rather see Tottenham go down. Apart from Mary Knickers Forest aren't that dislikeable whereas Spurs fans are such a bunch of entitled bellends.
West Ham and relegation is like playing Russian roulette with a shotgun - you know it's going wrong sooner rather than later.
In the best of all possible worlds Burnley and Wolves go on stonking runs and all three get aimed out.

 

[beak]

Still rather see Tottenham go down. Apart from Mary Knickers Forest aren't that dislikeable whereas Spurs fans are such a bunch of entitled bellends.
West Ham and relegation is like playing Russian roulette with a shotgun - you know it's going wrong sooner rather than later.
In the best of all possible worlds Burnley and Wolves go on stonking runs and all three get aimed out.

A very long barrel for Russian Roulette.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

A very long barrel for Russian Roulette.

That's why they invented sawn offs.

 

[beak]

That's why they invented sawn offs.

Very old fashioned East End. 😆

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Very old fashioned East End. 😆

Except half those dummies would take out the sawn off parts when they're trying to rob the local jellied eel stall.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Still rather see Tottenham go down. Apart from Mary Knickers Forest aren't that dislikeable whereas Spurs fans are such a bunch of entitled bellends.
West Ham and relegation is like playing Russian roulette with a shotgun - you know it's going wrong sooner rather than later.
In the best of all possible worlds Burnley and Wolves go on stonking runs and all three get aimed out.

Wolves have been impressive....had some bad luck in games and not playing like the bottom club at the moment.

 

[Linford]

Spurs in the Championship would be cool.....just for the novelty.

But Forest going down would be more richly deserved.

Thieving bastards.

Yes these are exactly my thoughts as well.

I find the prospect of Spurs being relegated humourous, and intriguing… but… the prospect of Forest being relegated has huge shades of KARMA.

Both clubs have committed harakiri by way of managerial appointments (Tudor being completely a bad fit, Pereira maybe being a good fit but replacing a better fit who was on track), so in that sense they’d both deserve it.

In which case the scheming Don then makes the decision for me and for their rotten owner’s antics Forest do deserve it more. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.