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Either true stereotypes, or pose the question about apocryphal ones.

Glasgow Celtic
Palestine Flags, Sinn Fein/IRA Sectarian songs, retirement home for old Premier league players,

Various Turkish clubs, Galatasaray
Stabby violent hooligans ?

Everton
Mid-table mediocrity forever, interspersed with the occasional brief encounter with a relegation dogfight, always guaranteed survival by Mid-March. Always second best in their hometown. Easily the worst team to have never been relegated from the Prem. Rumours of them once having been a force in World football...cannot remember if it was the 1950s or the 1850s ?

Portsmouth/Pompey
that tall bloke with the blue leprechaun hat. Naval maritime diddley diddley flute music.

what others ?

www.dailymail.co.uk

Turkish football's history of violence after Fenerbahce attack

There were shocking scenes of violence on Sunday as Trabzonspor fans stormed the pitch and attempted to attack Fenerbahce's players.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

www.theguardian.com

Violence is killing Turkish football and no one is doing anything about it | Ugur Meleke

Last month, the Fenerbahce team bus was attacked by gunmen but still the authorities are not dealing with the problems properly. The game is dying in Turkey – and everyone just stands there watching it happen
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Thought I'd have a go at the 'bigger' teams in the league:

Man City - Computer generated fans. The few thousand that used to genuinely follow them before the money still hanging around Maine Road, wondering where their team went?

Chelsea - Bullied by their Dads, 20 year old Range Rovers and bleached teeth, desperate to feel superior to others and attempting to do so superficially whilst never escaping their scummy truth.

Liverpool - Anti-English, inbred, thieving, 'everybody hates us... not because we're scum, because we're magically special and different to everyone else' delusional siege mentality. Millwall of the North.

Man United - Been to one or two games in their life, which was an adult version of a trip to Disneyland. Don't quite understand football and cannot play the game themselves. Mainly wondering 'what happened??' these days and diligently awaiting a return to former glories. Bless.

Arsenal - Thought it 'cool' to support Arsenal when they were a teenager, never quite got the hang of being a football fan.

Spuds - They stick in there bless 'em, but it's a miserable existence.

Palace - Once called 'nigels' for their lack of enthusiastic thuggery/hooliganism. Support their community, family orientated club with an acceptance that they'd be at best a mediocre team for most their lives and therefore still somewhat bemused by a PL and FA Cup winning existence, never quite sure how to make sense of it all.

I'm open to different opinions, just thought I'd give it a go 😛
 
West Ham: have a "way", won the world cup, all fans are from "Green St" and all their dads and uncles were in the "InterCity Firm". Cheeky, loveable true cockneys. Aspire to run a market stall. Always wonder why their club is sh1t. According to them, it always is - unless they can win the World Cup again.
 
Anyone North of Herne hill, South of Caterham, East of West Wickham and West of Sutton, Scumbags
 
Charlton: chavs, clowns and full blown pikeys, living in a caravan, council house or some other kind of encampment. Brainwashed zombies whose education included some of the elements of maths and little or no English. They can't buy a match programme because they can neither read it nor work out the change required.
At Christmas they tell the kids that their tree and presents were stolen by "Rat Palace Fans in stripy shirts". They always have a fag in their mouth but can't afford to buy any. They bum fags from nicer areas where they perform menial tasks, or simply sit. They get donations by looking like down and out drug addicts. They do not beg as they believe it is beneath them. They will steal from charity shops, however.
 
Fulham…..a better class of person, from upper class families who are usually into rugger, rowing and equestrian NOT football. Rupert Dimbleby-Smyth and Digby Marmaduke the third thought they’d try football as the ruffians had made rugger horrid when they bugger eashother senseless in the showers
A Fulham fan last got arrested at craven cottage in 1977 when he shouted out rather loud “what a rotter” at a linesman
 
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Fulham…..a better class of person, from upper class families who are usually into rugger, rowing and equestrian NOT football. Rupert Dimbleby-Smyth and Digby Marmaduke the third thought they’d try football as the ruffians had made rugger horrid when they bugger eashother senseless in the showers
A Fulham fan last got arrested at craven cottage in 1977 when he shouted out rather loud “what a rotter” at a linesman
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Nice ground though.
 
West Ham, All fans think they are Ray Winston. in gangster movies
 
Newcastle. Fanatical devotion to an average team, an inability to even understand each other and a strange aversion to clothes. A shirtless football match in sub-zero NE conditions then a night in the Bigg market chasing staggeringly drunk mini skirt wearing women through the snow followed by a week of hypothermia, bronchitis and acute pleurisy.
 
Brighton: senseless plastics who live in Sussex by the Sea. Yet never swim in the sea or even walk their dogs on the beach. It's too unethical and there is possibly some pollution. All complain about housing illegal immigrants, yet wear a Keffiyeh to the match. Their social media profile is rainbow and pink and they all say they voted for the Greens, despite having actually voted Tory in order to pay less tax on their IT, remote working, job. And less tax on their second property which they rent out for cash under the table.
Everything they do is just for an impression they want to make to the Instagram users of the outside world. And everywhere else is the outside world.
They wish they could put their foot down in a nice BMW but have to drive a Prius, whilst the missus drives a range rover as it's "safe for the kids". Who's kids? The real reason is the school pick up and the impression the missus gives of being rich and confident. Dressed exactly like Victoria Beckham and being annoyed that weight loss jabs and Botox are going to be regulated.
There's always another swinger's party and they do invite the token homosexuals but it's the missus that needs satisfying.
Finally, when they do watch the match, all they can think of is how they've spent all that money, they've bought and sold all of those players and they're still in Palace's shadow. They know we're not that good, we know we're not that good but it takes no effort at all to be superior to them. They can't understand why, after all those years of trying, we're still better than them in every department. We live inside their heads. Every time they mention Politics, the news, weather, the Eurovision - Palace get into the conversation somehow.
As for fighting prowess, well enough said. There is a lot of pent up aggression but it's a bit like a Labradoodle growling at you. It comes from an increasing disillusionment with their relationships and the recognition that Brighton will ultimately fail as a place and as a football club. When they lose their ground the next time, they'll probably share with us.
 
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Brighton: senseless plastics who live in Sussex by the Sea. Yet never swim in the sea or even walk their dogs on the beach. It's too unethical and there is possibly some pollution. All complain about housing illegal immigrants, yet wear a Keffiyeh to the match. Their social media profile is rainbow and pink and they all say they voted for the Greens, despite having actually voted Tory in order to pay less tax on their IT, remote working, job. And less tax on their second property which they rent out for cash under the table.
Everything they do is just for an impression they want to make to the Instagram users of the outside world. And everywhere else is the outside world.
They wish they could put their foot down in a nice BMW but have to drive a Prius, whilst the missus drives a range rover as it's "safe for the kids". Who's kids? The real reason is the school pick up and the impression the missus gives of being rich and confident. Dressed exactly like Victoria Beckham and being annoyed that weight loss jabs and Botox are going to be regulated.
There's always another swinger's party and they do invite the token homosexuals but it's the missus that needs satisfying.
Finally, when they do watch the match, all they can think of is how they've spent all that money, they've bought and sold all of those players and they're still in Palace's shadow. They know we're not that good, we know we're not that good but it takes no effort at all to be superior to them. They can't understand why, after all those years of trying, we're still better than them in every department. We live inside their heads. Every time they mention Politics, the news, weather, the Eurovision - Palace get into the conversation somehow.
As for fighting prowess, well enough said. There is a lot of pent up aggression but it's a bit like a Labradoodle growling at you. It comes from an increasing disillusionment with their relationships and the recognition that Brighton will ultimately fail as a place and as a football club. When they lose their ground the next time, they'll probably share with us.
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And their rotten beach hurts your feet.
 
What the fookin
What the fookin
What the fookin hell is that ?
What the fookin hell is that ?

A song sang about Luton's mascot, but could equally apply to any part of their football club.
 
Real Madrid
General Franco, arrogant and superior, unhappy fans who always want to walk it, firing managers just after winning the Champions League, money, money, money, ....... firing every manager every five minutes. Playing in 42 degrees Celsius, Latin American fans. Fathers who overtly give their young sons a few slaps in the queue - while wearing pink jumpers and casually chatting to their buddies. One of the only clubs in the Champions League where they no a speaka da engleesh.
The European Football Royalty who mostly trundle into kips like Vigo/Granada to play a foregone conclusion. Playing in a league which is only slightly less predictable than the Scottish league. Unlike the proper men of Newcastle, Madrid in March/April with Heated seats at the Bernabau stadium.....wusses.
 
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