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But how's his missus?true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)
But how's his missus?true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)
Why am I intrigued about what flavour crisps they were? I think I'd have rather played Vatican Roulette than try that option.true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)
salty.But how's his missus?
Been saying for years you don't get much in a crisp packet nowadayssalty.
Was it that that killed him? Did the sellotape stop his circulation? 🤣true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)
packet used to be bigger & full, now its half the size and virtually empty. 😉Been saying for years you don't get much in a crisp packet nowadays
If you’re going to stick your P*nis in a packet of crisps, it has to be salt and vinegarWhy am I intrigued about what flavour crisps they were? I think I'd have rather played Vatican Roulette than try that option.
A bit astringent but this sounds like a challenge for the next pub visit.If you’re going to stick your P*nis in a packet of crisps, it has to be salt and vinegar
Scampi and Lemon fries might make your eyes water a bit thoughA bit astringent but this sounds like a challenge for the next pub visit.
Pickled Onion is a bit down-market too.Scampi and Lemon fries might make your eyes water a bit though
Actually my favourite!!Pickled Onion is a bit down-market too.
Full marks for everyone not suggesting Monster Munch might be more appropriate.
More likely hello cardiac arrest.Actually my favourite!!
Get a bag of chips from the chippy, crush up a pack of pickled onion monster munch, tip the remnants in your bag of chips and shake…….lovely!!
You don’t get recipes like that with hello fresh 😁