Let's Hear it for Glastonbury

[ASCPFC]

true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)

But how's his missus?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)

Why am I intrigued about what flavour crisps they were? I think I'd have rather played Vatican Roulette than try that option.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

But how's his missus?

salty.

 

[mezzer]

salty.

Been saying for years you don't get much in a crisp packet nowadays

 

[BromleyMonkey]

true story..
I knew a chap that used a crisp packet as a condom, lashed on with sellotape.
the mind boggles.
(hes dead now)

Was it that that killed him? Did the sellotape stop his circulation? 🤣

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Been saying for years you don't get much in a crisp packet nowadays

packet used to be bigger & full, now its half the size and virtually empty. 😉

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Why am I intrigued about what flavour crisps they were? I think I'd have rather played Vatican Roulette than try that option.

If you’re going to stick your P*nis in a packet of crisps, it has to be salt and vinegar

 

[Teddy Eagle]

If you’re going to stick your P*nis in a packet of crisps, it has to be salt and vinegar

A bit astringent but this sounds like a challenge for the next pub visit.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

A bit astringent but this sounds like a challenge for the next pub visit.

Scampi and Lemon fries might make your eyes water a bit though

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Scampi and Lemon fries might make your eyes water a bit though

Pickled Onion is a bit down-market too.
Full marks for everyone not suggesting Monster Munch might be more appropriate.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Pickled Onion is a bit down-market too.
Full marks for everyone not suggesting Monster Munch might be more appropriate.

Actually my favourite!!

Get a bag of chips from the chippy, crush up a pack of pickled onion monster munch, tip the remnants in your bag of chips and shake…….lovely!!

You don’t get recipes like that with hello fresh 😁

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Actually my favourite!!

Get a bag of chips from the chippy, crush up a pack of pickled onion monster munch, tip the remnants in your bag of chips and shake…….lovely!!

You don’t get recipes like that with hello fresh 😁

More likely hello cardiac arrest.